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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 November 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2160
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About waffule365 : Long descriptions suck soo ummm I like music especially Nirvana, if you want to know just ask but I probably won't respond on here so use kik my username is Waffule. Hit me up.

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Today, I almost died. How? I nearly suffocated after passing out while chewing an entire pack of gum. I should really drink less. FML

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