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  • Number of visits : 1528
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About w_pony_4ever : Hi! I love ponies and horses and I also love dogs and cats. I have 3 dogs 2 horses and a rescue cat, animals are my life... I basically don't do anything else other than ride LOL

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Today, my husband asked me if I was really pregnant or if I was just smuggling cheeseburgers. I'm now referred to as "the hamburgler." I'm only 5 months pregnant. FML


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On 11/30/2011 at 9:57am - love - by preggers - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while letting horses out to switch pasture, one ran at me, sending me through the electric fence and into a mud puddle. Wrapped in electric fence, I sat in that electric mud puddle, screaming every time it shocked me. Help arrived, once they'd had a good long laugh. FML


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On 04/24/2011 at 9:11pm - animals - by electricpuddle -

Today, I looked in my mouse's cage and noticed a tiny weed growing. I've been trying to grow a garden for years to no avail. Even my mouse is a better gardener than I am. FML


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On 02/24/2011 at 6:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I fell down some steps, and my dad laughed at me. He then changed his facebook status to "My kid's an idiot." FML


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On 02/15/2011 at 9:32pm - misc - by Ihavealisp (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, in gym class, we were forced to learn the "Hoedown Throwdown" dance, by Miley Cyrus. This will actually be counted toward my grade. I'm in high school. FML


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On 01/06/2011 at 5:57pm - misc - by UltraHoe69 - United States

Today, my kitten decided that having diarrhea was not a good enough reason to stop running in circles around my living room. FML


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On 06/11/2010 at 10:33am - health - by MegahnDN - United States

Today, I got dumped because I was on my period. Apparently he was pissed because I have one "like, every single month." FML

Today, while grooming my horse, a spider crawled onto my ear. As if that was bad enough, I'm extremely arachnophobic, so I shrieked out of habit, which in turn caused my horse to freak out and kick me. FML

Today, our midterm exams were returned in my urban politics class. I had studied hard and scored 86%. The blonde girl next to me got a 92. Earlier in the semester she had asked me what state Detroit was in. FML


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On 12/07/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Postdotfuzz (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was putting my horse away into her pasture, when I slipped in the mud. In a haisty attempt to support myself, I grabbed the electric fence in on hand, and my horse with the other. The shock from the fence traveled through me to her, sending her running and leaving me with 2 broken teeth. FML


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On 09/11/2009 at 10:48am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML


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On 07/23/2009 at 10:26pm - love - by Ella (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was in the car with my mom and dad. My mom turned around and asked, "Have you had sex yet?" I said no, which is true. My dad cracked up and said, "Told you so!" My mom frowned, took out her wallet, and handed him $20. My parents bet on my nonexistent sex life. FML


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On 07/09/2009 at 2:33am - intimacy - by Told_You_So (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I caught my little brother peeping at my friend getting dressed in the bathroom. When I asked him what he was doing he said "I'm just doing what Ray does to you while you're in the bathroom." Ray is my new step dad. FML


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On 07/07/2009 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by Nicole (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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