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  • Number of visits : 1540
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About w_pony_4ever : Hi! I love ponies and horses and I also love dogs and cats. I have 3 dogs 2 horses and a rescue cat, animals are my life... I basically don't do anything else other than ride LOL

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Today, a nearby volcano erupted for the second time. We were all urged to keep our windows and doors closed in case of ash clouds. My father responded by opening every window and door and shouting, "Come at me, bro!" FML


Today, my friend showed me a video of me in a nightclub. I was holding two Skittles vodka shots and shouting, "Red and green, merry Kwanzaa!" The shots were yellow and purple. I can't remember that night at all. FML

Today, I jokingly asked my girlfriend what she got me for my half birthday, to which she replied "A baby." She was serious. FML

Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML


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On 10/28/2012 at 12:44pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML


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On 10/11/2012 at 10:30am - kids - by wdunn69733 - United States (Georgia)

Today, my 6-year-old son pooped in the back yard and used a stick to throw it over the fence into my neighbor's yard. FML


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On 10/09/2012 at 6:56pm - kids - by fionnathehuman - United States

Today, I saw on my 17-year-old daughter's floor her "To-Do" list. What was #1? Jump in front of a moving vehicle, in hopes that Edward Cullen will use his vampire speed to save her. FML


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On 10/04/2012 at 10:45pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend learned that calling someone a "stupid bitch" under your breath while staring right at them from six feet away works very differently in my house than at hers. She also learned my sister has one hell of a punch. FML


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On 09/23/2012 at 7:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I took my daughter to a pony ride at the fair. I paid to have her picture taken, and when we got home, I emailed it to my mom. She replied, disgustedly pointing out that the pretty little pony was displaying a pretty little penis. FML


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On 09/17/2012 at 1:16pm - animals - by :,< - United States

Today, my pregnant wife broke down in tears over the fact that since moving to Brazil for my job, we don't have regular access to macaroni and cheese. FML


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On 08/20/2012 at 6:06pm - health - by stupidbullcrêpe (man) - Brazil (Sao Paulo)

Today, in the middle of the store, my daughter pointed at my belly and loudly announced that she was going to have a brother. I'm a man, and apparently I need to lose weight. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23428) - you deserved it (5667)

On 08/19/2012 at 1:30am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was pooping at a local Target when I heard someone say "You need to eat more solids, you're pooping like a rabbit." FML


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On 08/04/2012 at 7:35am - misc - by llaurenmariee - United States

Today, I saw the girl that I've had a crush on forever riding her horse on the side of the road. She waved, and without thinking, I honked my horn in response. Her horse bucked her off. FML


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On 08/01/2012 at 7:31pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I asked my teenage daughter to read off directions from my iPhone while I drove. She went on Instagram instead. We missed the turn by 32 miles. FML


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On 07/12/2012 at 8:52pm - kids - by lostforlife - United States (Maine)

Today, I spoke to my hormonal pregnant wife about baby names. I told her I liked the name "Tabitha", and she went into a full rage about how all letters have textures, colours and emotions and how T is an evil letter. Apparently it's orange, plastic, and a needle trying to stab her eyes out. FML


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On 07/09/2012 at 3:31am - kids - by LNamesOnly (man) - Australia

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