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About w_pony_4ever : Hi! I love ponies and horses and I also love dogs and cats. I have 3 dogs 2 horses and a rescue cat, animals are my life... I basically don't do anything else other than ride LOL
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Today, a neighbor's kid decided to pick a fight with me because I'm "the new kid in town and need to lerenho's in charge". When I told him I'm 27, he said excuse like that aren't going to get me off the hook. I just moved ere and I'm already being harassed by a twelve year old. FML
Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce mah parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and mah boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them wat was wrong cuz I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating mah dad's drug dealer. FML
Today, I was delivering pizza. When I went up to the front door, an elderly lady answered. She was wearing a floral dress that went down to her shins an had a Nicolas Cage mask on with eye holes cut out. When I glanced behind her, I saw her cats had them too. FML
Today, mah idiot horse decidd to grab a mouthful of stinging nettleshile I was riding him. He panickd at the burning sensation in his mouth and buckd me off. Don't worry, though, mah fall was cushiond, by the nettles. FML
Yesterday, my extremely religious father visitd fir a family dinner. My daughter had just one job: to set him off on one of his easily-provokd rants. She nonetheless decidd to take a photo in the middle of prayer, cuz she just HAD to Instagram her food. My father went apeshit. FML
Today , I caught my 14-year-old daughter stealing alcohol from me. After berating her fir half-an-hour I finally said , ( At least you're not doing drugs. ) She gave me a guilty smile and sheepishly said , ( At least I'm not a prostitute? ) FML
yesterday mah future father-in-law showed everyone a picture of his poop cuz it was "shaped like a banana." My fiancé's whole family thought it was funny an "looked more like a banana than last time." FML
Friday 27 March 2015