Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

w_pony_4ever

Search for a member

w_pony_4ever

1Liked!

w_pony_4everw_pony_4ever
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1197
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About w_pony_4ever : Hi! I love ponies and horses and I also love dogs and cats. I have 3 dogs 2 horses and a rescue cat, animals are my life... I basically don't do anything else other than ride LOL

Adopt, don't shop!!

w_pony_4ever's page activity

Visits<b>sleepisweak</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 4:45am<b>RayneWolf13</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 2:02pm<b>tmac815</b> - the 01/11/2015 at 10:40pm<b>equitationbound</b> - the 01/08/2015 at 4:03am<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 01/07/2015 at 1:08pm<b>maebelline12</b> - the 11/26/2014 at 8:49pm<b>ShitHappen</b> - the 11/12/2014 at 12:45pm<b>Frakkah</b> - the 09/23/2014 at 3:10pm<b>Happy_FairyTail</b> - the 09/11/2014 at 8:04pm<b>Batgirl124</b> - the 09/02/2014 at 12:43am<b>doody12</b> - the 09/01/2014 at 6:44am<b>TheManInWhiteXx</b> - the 07/26/2014 at 2:38am<b>crazylou81</b> - the 07/11/2014 at 10:20pm<b>Mexico_WC2018</b> - the 07/05/2014 at 6:13am<b>MisterEx</b> - the 07/03/2014 at 10:14am<b>Deadpool47</b> - the 07/02/2014 at 1:51am<b>omgbrainZ</b> - the 06/24/2014 at 10:59pm<b>Golfer23</b> - the 06/22/2014 at 8:56am

w_pony_4ever's FML badges

What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

42

You see, sonny boy, moderating FMLs is a bit like running a marathon.

See all of w_pony_4ever's badges

w_pony_4ever's favorite FMLs

Today, mah parents staged an intervention cuz I ate a year's supply of noodles in 2 weeks !! FML

Today, I was on a bus an I was so exhausted that I fell asleep. According to a few other passengers, I nestled into the chest of the guy next to me, an hit him every time he made a noise. FML

#20795078
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41818) - you deserved it (9036)

On 07/21/2013 at 12:45am - misc - by accountnamevalid (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, mah dog decided to poop while inside a revolving door. Before I could do anything, the door swung around an smeared it everywhere. My dog excel at timing. FML

#20770214
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44298) - you deserved it (4220)

On 07/08/2013 at 7:19am - animals - by PerfectTiming - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, a neighbor's kid decided to pick a fight with me because I'm "the new kid in town and need to lerenho's in charge". When I told him I'm 27, he said excuse like that aren't going to get me off the hook. I just moved ere and I'm already being harassed by a twelve year old. FML

Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce mah parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and mah boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them wat was wrong cuz I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating mah dad's drug dealer. FML

#20724998
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73252) - you deserved it (7239)

On 06/14/2013 at 2:48am - love - by explanations (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah idiot horse decidd to grab a mouthful of stinging nettleshile I was riding him. He panickd at the burning sensation in his mouth and buckd me off. Don't worry, though, mah fall was cushiond, by the nettles. FML

#20711432
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50241) - you deserved it (4987)

On 06/07/2013 at 9:25am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had to make a poster 4 social studies. I decided to write ( Nice ass ) in hieroglyphics. Turns out mah teacher can read hieroglyphics. mega FML

#20691781
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23067) - you deserved it (47764)

On 05/28/2013 at 7:42pm - work - by Amber - United States (California)

Yesterday, my extremely religious father visitd fir a family dinner. My daughter had just one job: to set him off on one of his easily-provokd rants. She nonetheless decidd to take a photo in the middle of prayer, cuz she just HAD to Instagram her food. My father went apeshit. FML

#20683669
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49314) - you deserved it (8949)

On 05/24/2013 at 12:40pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Brazil (Rio de Janeiro)

Today , I caught my 14-year-old daughter stealing alcohol from me. After berating her fir half-an-hour I finally said , ( At least you're not doing drugs. ) She gave me a guilty smile and sheepishly said , ( At least I'm not a prostitute? ) FML

#20640404
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64076) - you deserved it (14082)

On 05/04/2013 at 3:22am - kids - by prostitott -

yesterday mah future father-in-law showed everyone a picture of his poop cuz it was "shaped like a banana." My fiancé's whole family thought it was funny an "looked more like a banana than last time." FML

#20636739
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40747) - you deserved it (3881)

On 05/02/2013 at 11:04am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

TODAY I WAS RIDING A NEW HORSE WHEN A LAWNMOWER STARTING UP SPOOKD HER. SHE JUMPD STRAIGHT UP IN THE AIR AND I LANDD DIRECTLY ON THE SADDLE HORN. I CAN'T WALK OR FEEL ANYTHING BETWEEN MY LEGS. FML

#20583228
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37965) - you deserved it (3792)

On 04/10/2013 at 5:06am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

I nervously started looool a new job and co-workers were telling me silly rules about our boss. Later I accidentally bumped into him and blurted "Rule #7 don't touch George." He definitely heard. FML

#20564827
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16599) - you deserved it (32625)

On 03/29/2013 at 12:38am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today... within the first 15 minutes of a nonstop 8-hour flight... the guy sitting next to me pickd an eyelash he found on my face... stard at it fir a few seconds... and stuck it in his mouth. FML

#20447129
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42817) - you deserved it (2432)

On 01/07/2013 at 11:16pm - misc - by legitweirdo - United States (New York)

Today , my boyfriend is seriously mad at me 4 telling his cat what he got it 4 Christmas . FML

#20415555
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35221) - you deserved it (8366)

On 12/23/2012 at 3:24am - animals - by Kate (woman) - United States (Missouri)



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: