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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About w_pony_4ever : Hi! I love ponies and horses and I also love dogs and cats. I have 3 dogs 2 horses and a rescue cat, animals are my life... I basically don't do anything else other than ride LOL

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Today, my boss told our production department that we're not allowed to be happy. FML


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On 05/02/2014 at 8:03pm - work - by i guess (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I asked my son to go to the grocery store across the street and pick up some lettuce. He sighed and said, "Why don't you just order it on Amazon?" FML


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On 04/27/2014 at 7:01pm - kids - by nh-Amazon - United States (Texas)

Today, I accidentally walked in on my mom cheating on my step-dad with my real dad. FML

Today, my in-laws moved in. FML


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On 04/08/2014 at 9:42pm - misc - by Great (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to a coffee shop. As I headed over to stand in line, I tripped over my own feet. I got back up, then tripped up yet again. Everyone was staring, and I was so mortified that I went to leave. I then struggled with the door under their glares before realising it opened the other way. FML


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On 03/23/2014 at 7:02pm - misc - by butterbody - United Kingdom

Today, on my way to Burger King I got into a heated discussion with my wife about our cats. We have 15 rescues, and I've reached my limit. Guess what came running up to my car while waiting in the drive-through. We named him Pickles. FML


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On 03/20/2014 at 12:31am - animals - by cat whisperer - United States

Today, and for the past 38 weeks of my pregnancy, my husband decided to amuse himself by following me around, making whale noises. FML


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On 03/01/2014 at 5:42am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, my pregnant wife's parents called me at work, saying she'd been crying inconsolably and wouldn't say what was wrong. After pleading with my boss, I rushed home. Turns out there was an "ugly" sofa in a TV ad and she felt it was "picking on ugly sofas". FML


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On 02/24/2014 at 2:36pm - misc - by fuckmeitsgettingworse - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, my brother and I took our cars to get oil changes. While we were there, a guy asked if we were dating. When we told him we were siblings, he responded with, "So?" FML

Today, I proudly informed my grandma that I now have a girlfriend. My grandpa overheard and said how surprising that was, given how expensive blowup dolls are. He and my grandma then both laughed out loud. FML


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On 02/15/2014 at 6:14pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, trying to be a responsible parent, I bought my daughter a pack of condoms in case she ever decided to have sex. She turned them into balloon animals and went back to playing video games. FML


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On 02/13/2014 at 10:47am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, something ran across my foot while I was on the toilet. Hearing me scream, my husband ran in. We now have a new "pet" mouse named Jerry that I am not allowed to kill under threat of divorce. FML

Today, at the grocery store, an elderly woman asked for help with some tea. I lent her a hand, spending a good twenty minutes reading different labels out loud until she found one she liked. After she was done, she handed me a pamphlet and said, "You're a nice girl. I hope you don't go to hell." FML


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On 02/04/2014 at 1:16am - misc - by Lithiac - United States (Florida)

Today, I finally finished making my daughter's wedding cake. When I checked on it later, I found a large slice had been cut out. I soon found out that my husband had instagrammed himself eating it, with the caption "#guiltypleasures". FML


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On 01/31/2014 at 11:36am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

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