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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 April 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 161
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

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Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19108) - you deserved it (47797)

On 09/12/2013 at 9:11pm - misc - by Robert - United States (Michigan)

Today, I woke up to a scream downstairs. My 13 year-old daughter was trying to bite her little brother's neck. No matter how hard I try, she will not believe that she is NOT and NEVER WILL BE a vampire. FML


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