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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 April 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 215
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 28 posted

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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 2 years after eating in a 5-star restaurant. She said that she wasn't ready and that she would walk home by herself, which she did. A homeless gentleman walked up from behind me, patted me on the back and said, "Bitches man." I cried. FML


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On 12/11/2014 at 7:01am - love - by Brasilian29 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML


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On 09/12/2013 at 9:11pm - misc - by Robert - United States (Michigan)

Today, I woke up to a scream downstairs. My 13 year-old daughter was trying to bite her little brother's neck. No matter how hard I try, she will not believe that she is NOT and NEVER WILL BE a vampire. FML


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On 07/18/2011 at 11:17am - kids - by xBubbles38 - United States

Today, at work, a man walked up the escalator with his chubby kid next to him and asked me where the shoe section was. I said, "For you or your son?" He said, "For my daughter." FML


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On 02/12/2009 at 1:13am - misc - by Mal2222 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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