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Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29974) - you deserved it (12178)

On 09/13/2009 at 1:14am - misc - by footinmouth (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML

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On 06/07/2009 at 7:15pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML

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