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Today, I managed to staple my finger while showing my kindergartner class how to properly use one. FML
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On 03/16/2012 at 2:02am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I panicked when I saw a spider on my shoulder from the corner of my eye. It was a birthmark. The same one that has been there for the last 23 years. FML
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On 03/16/2012 at 1:54am - misc - by lct722 - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, I gave in and let my friend give me a makeover. She couldn't find my eyelash curler, but decided that if she used scissors lightly, it would work just the same. Needless to say, it did not work. FML
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On 03/16/2012 at 1:11am - misc - by neveragain - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML
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On 03/15/2012 at 10:21pm - love - by spermbankonlegs (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML
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On 03/15/2012 at 9:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, my doctor booked me in for an STD test. I was feeling confident until he explained it will involve having a catheter inserted into my piss pipe. He shook his head sadly and said: "Gonna be honest, Steve, the pain's beyond belief." Great. FML
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On 03/15/2012 at 9:18pm - intimacy - by 0stvn0 (man) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)
Today, I had just finished up at work. I was standing on a street corner, waiting to cross to get to my car on the other side. I had three people pull up beside me and ask me how much I charged. FML
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On 03/15/2012 at 4:44pm - love - by W45T3D_Y0UTH (woman) - Canada
Today, a telemarketer called me and asked if they could speak to my "mommy or daddy". I am 25 years old. FML
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On 03/15/2012 at 4:08pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
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Today, I was calling my husband while driving. While the phone rang, I farted. As soon as the horrid smell hit my nose, my husband answered. I panicked and hung up quickly, thinking to myself how embarrassed I was because he could smell it. I'm an idiot. FML
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On 03/15/2012 at 1:49pm - misc - by StinkyandStupid - United States
Today, I asked a co-worker if he'd cover for me while I slipped out to cash some money at the bank. When I got back, I found out that when he said "yeah, sure" he actually meant "yeah, sure, I'll tell the boss and get your dumb arse suspended". FML
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On 03/15/2012 at 12:13pm - work - by davey d (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She said it's a good thing, because it was a "mutual decision", and that while she wouldn't mind staying together, I was the one who wanted to split, and she respected my decision. I wish I had been a part of this delusional conversation. FML
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On 03/15/2012 at 8:12am - love - by Teh_dw33bin4tor (man) - Australia
Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to a snake. Not because of the size or shape, but because a snake is not something she imagines herself ever touching. FML
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On 03/15/2012 at 7:50am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I called pizza hut to order a pizza. A voice recording was reading me their specials. The man had a horrible country accent so I began to make fun of it. Then I realized it was an actual person on the line. FML
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On 03/15/2012 at 5:45am - misc - by muzikmaler91 - United States (Georgia)
Today, I decided to finally try out the veggie slicer I bought a few months ago to make healthy homemade potato chips. Along with the sliced potatoes, I am now missing about a quarter inch chunk of skin from the side of my hand and quite a bit of blood. At least the chips were good. FML
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On 03/15/2012 at 3:53am - health - by missgayle319 - United States (Texas)
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