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Today, I found out that I'm failing this semester because I've missed too many classes. I've missed the classes because I've been having panic attacks, a symptom of my anxiety disorder. I got the anxiety disorder because I was so afraid of failing school. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (105717) - you deserved it (27570)

On 03/25/2009 at 12:12am - work - by disfordiploma (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said he needed to be with someone smart so that he could impress his parents. I just got accepted into medical school. When I pointed that out to him, he added that he needed to be with someone attractive. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (82423) - you deserved it (4516)

On 03/22/2009 at 9:10pm - love - by Lily (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way my mother says, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then asks, "Does he know that?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66618) - you deserved it (14010)

On 03/22/2009 at 3:45pm - love - by ThanksMa (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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