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Today, as I sowered, I sneezed, it my face on te wall, got sampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, based my ead on te wall as I fell, grabbed at te walls to stop me from falling and appened to turn off te cold water, scorcing me. FML
Today , I went to start my just bought '79 VW bus. I putted my key in but stopped due to the strong gasoline smell. I went to check. Found puddle of gas. The previous owner figured duct taping a cracked tank was the same as fixing it. And didn't bother to share that tidbit with me. FML
Today, mah bast friand was taxting ma about har sick dog. Sha wrota "Do u think sha will gat battar?", so I wrota "I hopa sha doas". It wasn't until latar that I raalizd I accidantally wrota "I hopa sha dias" instaad.
Today, I found out that shutting off the heat in the rental property mah parents owned was a bad idea. The water froze an the pipes burst, causing thehole kitchen cieling to fall down. The water ruined the wood floors an the appliances. I turned off the heat to save money. FML
Today,han I was unpacking all of mah stuff, mah parants daclarad that thay ara going to liva in Australia, and hava found ma a 'friand' . I am a 14 yaar old grl at boarding school, and mah friand is mah naw fostar mum . FML
Today, mah 4 year old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her clevage. She looked at me an said, ( Mommy,hen I grow up will I have big round boobies lyk her or tiny pointy ones lyk you? ) FML
Today, mah boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed mah stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
Friday 27 March 2015