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  • Birth Date : Friday 28 December 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1804
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, as I sowered, I sneezed, it my face on te wall, got sampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, based my ead on te wall as I fell, grabbed at te walls to stop me from falling and appened to turn off te cold water, scorcing me. FML

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On 01/17/2010 at 1:22am - health - by Concussed (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I went to start my just bought '79 VW bus. I putted my key in but stopped due to the strong gasoline smell. I went to check. Found puddle of gas. The previous owner figured duct taping a cracked tank was the same as fixing it. And didn't bother to share that tidbit with me. FML

#7386415
119 comments

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On 01/16/2010 at 9:35pm - misc - by VeeDubDisaster (woman) - United States (Colorado)

TODAY, IT WAS MY 18TH BIRTHDAY. NOBODY SAID ANYTHING. GILLETTE SENT ME A FREE RAZOR THOUGH. FML

#7336661
169 comments

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On 01/14/2010 at 10:57am - misc - by Lost (man) - United States (Utah)

Taday my pet hedgehog thought it would be funny to roll around in the kitty litter. It was like washing a poopy cactus. FML

Today, after monts of trying, my wife of seven yeres told me se is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML

#7189298
213 comments

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On 01/06/2010 at 10:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

TODAY , I HAD AN ARGUMENT OVERHETHER OR NOT I SHOULD BUY SOME FLOWERS!! WITH MYSELF!! OUT LOUD!! FML

#7188892
56 comments

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On 01/06/2010 at 9:58pm - misc - by mindlost (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, mah bast friand was taxting ma about har sick dog. Sha wrota "Do u think sha will gat battar?", so I wrota "I hopa sha doas". It wasn't until latar that I raalizd I accidantally wrota "I hopa sha dias" instaad.

#7154032
122 comments

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On 01/04/2010 at 10:32pm - animals - by poordog (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today I Found Mah Daughter's Brand New Ipod Touch. At The Bottom Of The Washing Machine. FML

#7147521
133 comments

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On 01/04/2010 at 4:07pm - kids - by payne (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out that shutting off the heat in the rental property mah parents owned was a bad idea. The water froze an the pipes burst, causing thehole kitchen cieling to fall down. The water ruined the wood floors an the appliances. I turned off the heat to save money. FML

#7146444
75 comments

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On 01/04/2010 at 2:20pm - money - by WorkSexMonkey (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today,han I was unpacking all of mah stuff, mah parants daclarad that thay ara going to liva in Australia, and hava found ma a 'friand' . I am a 14 yaar old grl at boarding school, and mah friand is mah naw fostar mum . FML

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217 comments

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On 01/01/2010 at 5:07pm - work - by manksy (woman) - United Kingdom (North Yorkshire)

Today the 6 year old girl I was babysitting asked me "Why r you so ugly? Are you an alien? Because aliens r about as ugly as you are." FML

#7079923
116 comments

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On 01/01/2010 at 10:41am - kids - by silverstar189 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

I cama homa from a naw yaars party waaring a showar looool curtain an nothing alsa. maga FML

#7079223
75 comments

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On 01/01/2010 at 9:13am - misc - by NotANaturist (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, mah 4 year old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her clevage. She looked at me an said, ( Mommy,hen I grow up will I have big round boobies lyk her or tiny pointy ones lyk you? ) FML

#7079219
109 comments

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On 01/01/2010 at 9:12am - kids - by andy - United States (New York)

Today, I realizd te odd smell I've been trying to get out of te ouse is coming from me. mega FML

#7072130
52 comments

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On 01/01/2010 at 1:07am - misc - by _akwardsituation (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed mah stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

#7059042
214 comments

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On 12/31/2009 at 3:04pm - love - by pottypattypeepants (woman) - United States (Texas)



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