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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 May 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 17563
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 56 posted

About vtmuse : Married a sailor and now I'm travelling the world.

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Today, an old lady hit me with her car. After which she says, "Oh! Not Again!" FML

#15150765
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28543) - you deserved it (2405)

On 02/28/2011 at 10:50am - misc - by roadkill - United States

Today, I tried a new sugar scrub soap that's supposed to help get rid of cellulite. I didn't read the instructions correctly and now as well as still having the cellulite, my butt looks like I got a massage from an angry cat. FML

#15144008
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6872) - you deserved it (29829)

On 02/27/2011 at 9:20pm - health - by shirley (woman) - Spain

Today, I ran into one of my teachers from high school. When I told her I just recently graduated college and was starting graduate school in the fall, she said "you don't have to lie, some people just are not cut out for college. There is no shame." I wasn't lying, I graduated with honors too. FML

#15142777
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30758) - you deserved it (2526)

On 02/27/2011 at 7:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to my first ever high school party with music, drinks, and dancing. Within a few minutes of taking my first ever shot of tequila, I was in the worst pain in my life. My parents were called and I had to be taken to the hospital. I'm alcohol intolerant. FML

#15141263
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40085) - you deserved it (12217)

On 02/27/2011 at 4:46pm - health - by Stormy (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I cycled 30 minutes through hail and rain to get my pregnant girlfriend the crisps she was craving. When I made it back, she didn't want them anymore. FML

#15139053
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37223) - you deserved it (7224)

On 02/27/2011 at 12:41pm - love - by Anonymous - Ireland

Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML

#13896400
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36646) - you deserved it (12427)

On 11/19/2010 at 2:47am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML

#13536412
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35152) - you deserved it (6578)

On 10/21/2010 at 11:20am - misc - by maddiee. (woman) - Indonesia (Jakarta Raya)

Today, my boss told me that I'd confessed my love to him last night when he'd held my hair back as I puked. FML

#13510751
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9853) - you deserved it (30138)

On 10/19/2010 at 11:24am - work - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was on an airplane, riding in first class for the first time in my life. The man next to me turned to me just before takeoff, stared at my chest, and said that he hoped there would be severe turbulence. FML

#13198134
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32948) - you deserved it (3826)

On 09/25/2010 at 5:49pm - misc - by huj - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to a museum that had exhibits of wax people in the hallways. We were taking pictures of what we thought to be a waxwork old lady. Turns out she was real. FML

#13138405
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19736) - you deserved it (8613)

On 09/21/2010 at 1:46am - misc - by yourmom - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had to use my driver's license to convince the security guard at a game room that I was a girl. FML

#13118353
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27406) - you deserved it (4595)

On 09/19/2010 at 7:55pm - health - by keenan (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, a grasshopper jumped into my car. As my boyfriend swiped at it, the grasshopper jumped onto my chest and into my shirt. Instead of helping me get it out, my boyfriend leaned back and said, "It got to second base faster than I did." FML

#13045293
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26636) - you deserved it (9506)

On 09/14/2010 at 3:27am - love - by tickyette (woman) - United States

Today, I saw a pregnant woman fall off her moped. As I helped her back up, I asked if her baby was okay. I was then blindsided by her brick of a purse while she screeched, "I'm not pregnant!" FML

#12978486
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28059) - you deserved it (12738)

On 09/09/2010 at 4:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML

#12897093
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30285) - you deserved it (3029)

On 09/04/2010 at 2:52am - misc - by Black Cat 13 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was forced to spend an extra $318 for another plane ticket to Dallas. The ticket wasn't for my daughter, my mom, or my sister, but for the quarter of my butt that apparently needs its own seat. FML

#12841369
346 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19688) - you deserved it (63684)

On 08/31/2010 at 5:40pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)



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