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vtaylor23

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vtaylor23

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About vtaylor23 : Workout, reading, cofee, tea, mma, school

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Today, I found my daughter's "sex songs" playlist. I was more disappointed by her poor taste in music than the fact that she is already sexually active. FML

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On 02/10/2014 at 1:42am - kids - by aarong (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend told me that she is pregnant. I asked how it could be possible, since she's on birth control. She said she didn't know her antibiotics would interfere with it. She's a pharmacist. FML

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On 01/11/2014 at 7:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my new neighbor asked if I could keep my dog from yapping during the evenings, because it kept him awake last night. I don't have a dog, but I apologized anyway. I didn't have the heart to admit that those are the sounds my girlfriend makes during sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49013) - you deserved it (7585)

On 01/10/2014 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by lukas (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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