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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 27 September 1999 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 494
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About vrossie_ : Hi, I'm Victoria! I currently have 1 confirmed FML.

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vrossie_'s favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend asked me if I could love anything more than her, and if so, what. I guess "bacon" was the wrong answer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27285) - you deserved it (40406)

On 10/28/2013 at 12:58am - love - by BaconLover - Japan

Today, the creepy kid on the bus saved me a seat again. Thinking he wanted to be friends, I followed him on twitter. He was doing a live video feed so I checked it out. It was of me. FML

Today, my daughter told me she is pregnant. The father is the foreign exchange student who just moved back to Germany. FML


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On 09/19/2013 at 6:30am - kids - by monkey (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my pregnant wife was crying, so I let her sit on my lap so I could comfort her. She quickly started laughing in embarrassment as she peed on my leg. FML


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On 09/09/2013 at 4:16pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom was sharing the story of how I was born with the umbilical cord around my neck. My sister added that it was God's first attempt to kill me off. FML

Today, I read a seemingly serious article online about giving your smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave for one minute. My phone is now fried. FML


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On 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at his parents' house. I was overjoyed. His mom hugged me with tears in her eyes. His father, who never really spoke before, hugged me a few hours later when we were alone, his hands traveling to my ass and whispering, "I can change your mind." FML


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On 07/17/2013 at 10:20am - misc - by ilivehere (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was in a bathroom stall and I accidentally dropped my new tampon on the ground. Just as I was about to reach for it, I heard a voice on the other side of the stall say, "Oh great, I needed that" and then a hand reached under my stall and grabbed it. It was my last one. FML


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On 05/07/2013 at 1:10am - misc - by the girl next door (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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