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vrock
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 October 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 518
  • Number of comments : 61
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was pulling out of my driveway, and was being aware of the flowers I had just planted. I moved my head to look out my window as not to hit them, not realizing my window was up. I then hit my head break my nose and drive over the flowers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17037) - you deserved it (28897)

On 05/11/2009 at 3:46pm - misc - by samantha246 - United States (New York)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up!". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (141706) - you deserved it (53041)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)