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Today, my boyfriend and I were playing with my pet rabbit when my boyfriend discovered poop on his lap. As he brushed it off, I reminded him that there are a lot worse things in the world than rabbit poop. Almost as if on cue, my rabbit peed on both of us. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13965) - you deserved it (20582)

On 01/07/2011 at 3:22pm - misc - by RabbitOwner - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing with my pet rabbit when my boyfriend discovered poop on his lap. As he brushed it off, I reminded him that there are a lot worse things in the world than rabbit poop. Almost as if on cue, my rabbit peed on both of us. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13965) - you deserved it (20582)

On 01/07/2011 at 3:22pm - misc - by RabbitOwner - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing with my pet rabbit when my boyfriend discovered poop on his lap. As he brushed it off, I reminded him that there are a lot worse things in the world than rabbit poop. Almost as if on cue, my rabbit peed on both of us. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13965) - you deserved it (20582)

On 01/07/2011 at 3:22pm - misc - by RabbitOwner - United States



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