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  • Birth Date : Friday 9 August 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About vote4paco : I'm on that 21st century nerd status. Game all day and party all night.

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Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML


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