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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 September 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 311
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About voncrane : I always try to keep an open mind while listening to both sides of d story & definitely not afraid to speak my mind. I love analyzing people. Psychologist cum billionaire philanthropist.

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Today, my 11-year-old son and I took an IQ test for a laugh. To be honest, I've often suspected that I may have some form of mental retardation, but I didn't expect to get a score of 79, while he got one of 114. FML


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