Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 January 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 130
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About volleyballhotty : My family FML over BIG time. I LOVE volleyball and I dont like Minnesota its to friggen cold. In my pic im the one in blue

volleyballhotty's page activity

Visits<b>Civilian</b> - the 06/20/2014 at 8:30am<b>Kalipczo</b> - the 08/01/2013 at 8:46am<b>cusjajan</b> - the 06/30/2013 at 4:11am<b>QueenOrangeSoda</b> - the 05/09/2013 at 9:12pm

volleyballhotty's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

volleyballhotty's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad saw on TV that in some parts of Africa, it's not uncommon for people to attach make-shift flamethrowers to their cars to defend against carjackers. He's now lost his mind and is forcing me to help him put one together to scare off Jehovah's Witnesses. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20509) - you deserved it (2265)

On 10/19/2012 at 5:39pm - misc - by Watchtower? More like fortress. (man) - Norway (Oslo)

Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he pulls out during doggy-style and rubs my clit with the tip of his penis, he will be rewarded with a queef. He found it hilarious and tested it out 5 more times. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34338) - you deserved it (6884)

On 10/07/2012 at 6:25am - intimacy - by SoSexy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to a party dressed as a Pinata. Drunk people tried to hit me all night. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9440) - you deserved it (54106)

On 11/01/2010 at 3:34am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I finally worked up the courage to talk to this hot guy in my law school contracts class. His response? "I'm no fashion expert, but I don't think you're supposed to wear purple underwear with white pants. Not that it matters, though, because your zipper is wide open." FML


I agree, your life sucks (18003) - you deserved it (36891)

On 05/18/2010 at 1:22am - love - by Dana422 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, as I was running a cute guy was coming towards me. As he was passing me, he yelled "nice tush!" I said thanks and slapped my ass flirtatiously. He stopped running, laughed and pointed to my crotch, replying "No, I said nice BUSH" I looked down to see my shorts had rode up a bit too high. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21289) - you deserved it (68022)

On 05/06/2009 at 8:20pm - misc - by schmoodles - United States (Massachusetts)

G.E. Gallas's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • G.E. Gallas's illustrated FML
  • Hardcore will never die, but you will. We’re back with some rock n roll, or dare I say it, some punk rock. Don't run away, it's not that terrible stuff that emo kids listen to while slashing their…

Friday 2 October 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: