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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 January 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 125
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About volleyballhotty : My family FML over BIG time. I LOVE volleyball and I dont like Minnesota its to friggen cold. In my pic im the one in blue

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Today, my dad saw on TV that in some parts of Africa, it's not uncommon for people to attach make-shift flamethrowers to their cars to defend against carjackers. He's now lost his mind and is forcing me to help him put one together to scare off Jehovah's Witnesses. FML

#20124199
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17984) - you deserved it (2013)

On 10/19/2012 at 5:39pm - misc - by Watchtower? More like fortress. (man) - Norway (Oslo)

Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he pulls out during doggy-style and rubs my clit with the tip of his penis, he will be rewarded with a queef. He found it hilarious and tested it out 5 more times. FML

#20105380
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32183) - you deserved it (6617)

On 10/07/2012 at 6:25am - intimacy - by SoSexy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to a party dressed as a Pinata. Drunk people tried to hit me all night. FML

#13671939
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9194) - you deserved it (53355)

On 11/01/2010 at 3:34am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I finally worked up the courage to talk to this hot guy in my law school contracts class. His response? "I'm no fashion expert, but I don't think you're supposed to wear purple underwear with white pants. Not that it matters, though, because your zipper is wide open." FML

#10604830
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16394) - you deserved it (34384)

On 05/18/2010 at 1:22am - love - by Dana422 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, as I was running a cute guy was coming towards me. As he was passing me, he yelled "nice tush!" I said thanks and slapped my ass flirtatiously. He stopped running, laughed and pointed to my crotch, replying "No, I said nice BUSH" I looked down to see my shorts had rode up a bit too high. FML

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285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20293) - you deserved it (66327)

On 05/06/2009 at 8:20pm - misc - by schmoodles - United States (Massachusetts)



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