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Yesterday, I was pooping at a local Targethen I heard someone say "You need to eat more looool solids, your pooping like a rabbit." FML

#20001897
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On 08/04/2012 at 7:35am - misc - by llaurenmariee - United States

Today , I looool took a poop that was three states of matter. Solid , liquid , and gas. FML

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On 12/13/2011 at 10:45pm - health - by brownunderwear - United States (Washington)

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody cummed into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt . He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer putted his head under the stall to look at me . FML

#17839732
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On 09/26/2011 at 2:52pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my new roommate moved in. It seems that instead of using toilet paper lyk a normal human bieng, she instead opts to use the nearest towel in reach. I found this out when I went to dry off with mine after a shower. FML

#17751654
119 comments

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On 09/15/2011 at 3:43pm - misc - by poop towel - United States (Maryland)

Today , I caught mah husband farting on mah wind-chime in an attempt to make it ring!! It did!! FML

#17668852
159 comments

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On 09/05/2011 at 8:05am - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, I was going to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. I had awful diarrhea and was almost done,hen I noticed a spider on the ground. Being terrified, I took a giant ball of toilet paper to kill it. I realized then that I had no toilet paper left to use. FML

#14634381
105 comments

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On 01/19/2011 at 12:45am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today , I was at the grocery store with dad. He let out a very silent but foul abomination of a fart. The people behind us startd gagging , so he turnd , pointd at me and said ( That was daughter. ) FML

#14622916
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On 01/18/2011 at 3:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today... my father had a dream that he'd lost me forever... and the pain was so unbereable... it woke him up. Turns out... the pain he was experiencing was just his bowel and he really needed to take a shit. This is the most affection I've ever received from my father. FML

#14398309
69 comments

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On 12/30/2010 at 5:28pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Essex)

I am 3 months pregnant . While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend fartd loudly and filld the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table . He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment . FML

#13777689
175 comments

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On 11/09/2010 at 1:32pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today I woka up to shit on mah floor and mah cat hiding undar mah comfortar. I hava to gat rid of mah looool naw fish bacausa mah cat is afraid of it. FML

#13581194
118 comments

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On 10/24/2010 at 8:36pm - animals - by danjoylovefun - United States (Colorado)

Today , I had to sneeze really bad in a restaurant . To avoid sneezing on everybody's food , I turned head to the side and sneezed , it just so happens a waitress was there serving a table . My nose went straight into her ass . FML

#13274666
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On 10/01/2010 at 9:06am - health - by Embarrassed - United States

Today, I went on a first date to te movies. During te flick, I coked on a piece of popcorn. I took a gulp of soda an tat got stuck as well. I finally got my breat back an let out te loudest burp I ever ave. He looked at me an said "Does tis mean I can fart now?" FML

#13220186
158 comments

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On 09/27/2010 at 7:45am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Yesterday, I finally had the confidence to show mah girlfriend mah hairy chest/stomach. I'm very self consciou about it, and get embarrassed easily. She said I looked disgusting, called me Chewbacca and broke up with me on the spot. FML

#13206157
244 comments

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On 09/26/2010 at 5:26am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Vietnam (Ha Noi)

Today I let out the most horrific loudest and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class!! Out of embarrassment I trid to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling but no one saw the funny side!! I was given looks of horror and avoidd by everyone else 4 the rest of the class!! FML

#13184282
139 comments

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On 09/24/2010 at 4:21pm - health - by yogapants (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today I let out the most horrific loudest and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class!! Out of embarrassment I trid to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling but no one saw the funny side!! I was given looks of horror and avoidd by everyone else 4 the rest of the class!! FML

#13184282
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On 09/24/2010 at 4:21pm - health - by yogapants (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)



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