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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 August 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 446
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I was forced to spend an extra $318 for another plane ticket to Dallas. The ticket wasn't for my daughter, my mom, or my sister, but for the quarter of my butt that apparently needs its own seat. FML

#12841369
353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19861) - you deserved it (64187)

On 08/31/2010 at 5:40pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML

#12332692
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41168) - you deserved it (3473)

On 08/05/2010 at 2:24pm - love - by kiki - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had to explain to my doctor and parents that I dislocated my shoulder while masturbating. FML

#12316575
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31703) - you deserved it (35832)

On 08/04/2010 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by kinky - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

#12082068
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18651) - you deserved it (70811)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:53am - misc - by GirlishMan1883897 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I noticed that in my cover letter I wrote "I also have an eye.", instead of "I also have an eye for details.", and I have been sending it out for the past few weeks. No wonder I haven't gotten any replies. FML

#6299927
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8992) - you deserved it (28452)

On 11/14/2009 at 11:52am - work - by crazylobster (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML

#21834
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (80284) - you deserved it (24802)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by peacock_mina19 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was hitting on a girl that was getting ready to walk into the same class as I. We were waiting outside the room, and I told her that I heard the Professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down in a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML

#2109
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9988) - you deserved it (33039)

On 01/21/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by footinmouth - United States (Iowa)

Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML

#1975
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29297) - you deserved it (2133)

On 01/21/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by mat - Sent from mobile version



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