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by Anonymous / 06/25/2013 at 7:26pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/03/2013 at 1:47am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by sammarli530 / 05/29/2013 at 12:24pm / United States (Illinois) / Money
Today, I was driving and a cute guy was staring at me. Flattered, I smiled at him, but he didn't even react. I realized he wasn't admiring me he was admiring my truck. This is the 5th time this week. My truck gets more game than I do. FML
by Anonymous / 04/26/2013 at 10:50am / United States / Transportation
by anon / 03/25/2013 at 2:31pm / United States / Health
by guyssuck / 02/26/2013 at 2:11pm / Canada (Northwest Territories) / Miscellaneous
by heallven / 01/31/2013 at 7:26am / Miscellaneous
by I'maboutobarf / 01/31/2013 at 5:28am / Australia / Health
Today, I bought an eye mask to help me sleep during the day, as I work night shifts. Upon waking up after my first time using it, I forgot I was wearing it and thought I had gone blind, causing me to fall out of the bed and split my head open on my bedside table. FML
by idiot / 01/04/2013 at 5:13am / Sweden / Health
Today, proving that there's no limit to the stupid shit people will do, my husband called me from hospital, needing a lift home. He tried planking on top of his car while his buddies sped it down a hill, and I now have to take care of him while his broken leg heals. FML
by say dump him and i'll kill you / 12/28/2012 at 7:50pm / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Miscellaneous
Today, I set up a spy cam in my room to find out which one of my pervy brothers has been using my computer to watch porn. Turns out it was actually my father. I now have a video of him sitting in my chair masturbating, and I can't get it out of my head. FML
by Anonymous / 12/28/2012 at 2:05pm / Malaysia (Selangor) / Miscellaneous
by well, i am now / 12/27/2012 at 7:24pm / United States / Intimacy
by Saradee / 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by ciotter / 01/08/2011 at 3:57am / United States (California) / Animals
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