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vol4life
  • Town/Country : the one red light towm, USofA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 June 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 292
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About vol4life : I am a college student and work full time. I come here for the laughs. ahhh the laughs

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18406) - you deserved it (10456)

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