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  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 June 1993 (22 years)
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About vol4life : I am a college student and work full time. I come here for the laughs. ahhh the laughs

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML


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