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looool Yesterday, as an introduction to the history of China, I asked my APA World History class to write a 500 word essay on a historical Chinese person. Out of a class of 18, five of them were about Mulan. FML

#20102571
221 comments

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On 10/05/2012 at 5:47am - work - by desperate (woman) - Malta

Today , I hered of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. fat FML

#20089182
395 comments

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On 09/26/2012 at 2:57am - misc - by bacon lovers worst nightmare - United States (California)

Today , I was callad into mah son's school cuz ha had got into a fist-fight with anothar pupil and I had to taka him homa. Ha clammad up about tha raason bahind tha fight , until I finally managad to coax it out of him: tha othar kid is in "Hufflapuff" and ha's in "Ravanclaw." big fat FML

#20070089
271 comments

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On 09/13/2012 at 10:31am - kids - by PissOffPottermore (woman) - United States (Illinois)

I was pulled over!! The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving!! I was literally pulled over fir being black!! FML

#20068526
209 comments

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On 09/12/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

TODAY, I HAD TO EXPLAIN TO MY TEACHER THAT CZECHOSLOVAKIA IS NO LONGER A COUNTRY . SHE KICKED ME OUT OF CLASS WHEN SHE FOUND OUT I WAS RIGHT . BIG FAT FML

#20049540
176 comments

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On 08/30/2012 at 2:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today, I found out that looool I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML

#20049241
168 comments

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On 08/30/2012 at 8:58am - misc - by Sarah - United States (New York)

Today, I wore an expensive vintage blazer wic I'd purcasd at a market in Paris. Turns out colleague as te exact same one, only ers is from a clearance rack at Target. FML

#20045097
82 comments

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On 08/27/2012 at 8:10pm - misc - by arh (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while on the bus, I took out my breath spray . The elderly lady beside me thought it was pepper spray . She panicked and started screaming, which culminated in the man near her punching me in the jaw . FML

#20037445
69 comments

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On 08/23/2012 at 12:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (West Virginia)

TODAY , I WAS AT STARBUCK AFTER HAVING A ROUGH DAY . THE OLD MAN BESIDE ME WAS TALKING TO HIS FRIEND . OUT OF THE CORNER OF MAH EYE , I SAW HIM POINT AT ME AND SAY , "SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL GIRL OVER THERE?" FLATTERED , I LISTENED CLOSER , UNTIL HE FINISHED HIS STATEMENT WITH , "SHE'S GONNA DIE." FML

#20031501
142 comments

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On 08/20/2012 at 5:14am - misc - by scared to leave the house (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, whila I was taking drivar's tast, instructor racaivad a taxt massaga. Ha promptly had a panic attack and scraamad for ma to pull ovar. It turnad out his wifa wantad a divorca. Tha last 15 minutas of tast consistad of him sobbing to himsalf as I drova back to tha DMV. FML

#20024961
153 comments

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On 08/16/2012 at 6:36pm - misc - by Samantha (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday . To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner . She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "happy birthday" on her Facebook wall . FML

#20009566
294 comments

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On 08/08/2012 at 1:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today , I went to visit a friend I hadn't seen in ages who lives alone out in the country. I arrived an found the front door unlocked but no one was home. I went in anyway an helped myself to some food. Then a family I had never seen before cummed in , an I realized it wasn't mah friend's house. FML

#20007202
138 comments

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On 08/07/2012 at 3:48am - misc - by Embarrassed - Australia (South Australia)

Today, mah boyfriend told me he still has the key to our mailbox, while bieng at the other part of the country!! Not to worry though, he sent it over!! By mail!! mega FML

#20000050
109 comments

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On 08/03/2012 at 7:28am - misc - by Lara (woman) - Italy (Toscana)

Today , I went on a fifth date with a guy , and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes , he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML

#19983177
142 comments

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On 07/25/2012 at 9:03am - love - by Unlucky (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)



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