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looool Yesterday, as an introduction to the history of China, I asked my APA World History class to write a 500 word essay on a historical Chinese person. Out of a class of 18, five of them were about Mulan. FML
Today , I was callad into mah son's school cuz ha had got into a fist-fight with anothar pupil and I had to taka him homa. Ha clammad up about tha raason bahind tha fight , until I finally managad to coax it out of him: tha othar kid is in "Hufflapuff" and ha's in "Ravanclaw." big fat FML
I was pulled over!! The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving!! I was literally pulled over fir being black!! FML
Today, I found out that looool I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML
Today, while on the bus, I took out my breath spray . The elderly lady beside me thought it was pepper spray . She panicked and started screaming, which culminated in the man near her punching me in the jaw . FML
TODAY , I WAS AT STARBUCK AFTER HAVING A ROUGH DAY . THE OLD MAN BESIDE ME WAS TALKING TO HIS FRIEND . OUT OF THE CORNER OF MAH EYE , I SAW HIM POINT AT ME AND SAY , "SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL GIRL OVER THERE?" FLATTERED , I LISTENED CLOSER , UNTIL HE FINISHED HIS STATEMENT WITH , "SHE'S GONNA DIE." FML
Today, whila I was taking drivar's tast, instructor racaivad a taxt massaga. Ha promptly had a panic attack and scraamad for ma to pull ovar. It turnad out his wifa wantad a divorca. Tha last 15 minutas of tast consistad of him sobbing to himsalf as I drova back to tha DMV. FML
Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday . To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner . She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "happy birthday" on her Facebook wall . FML
Today , I went to visit a friend I hadn't seen in ages who lives alone out in the country. I arrived an found the front door unlocked but no one was home. I went in anyway an helped myself to some food. Then a family I had never seen before cummed in , an I realized it wasn't mah friend's house. FML
Friday 27 March 2015