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vnecksonmybed69
  • Town/Country : Buffalo, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 31 January 1993 (21 years)
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Today, in the middle of explaining over the phone to my crush how I felt about him, I got a text from his best friend, who was apparently with him at the time. It said, "He doesn't like you, get over it. Stop rambling." FML

#17958014
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28925) - you deserved it (5061)

On 10/11/2011 at 3:32am - love - by poopooppachuu - United States (California)

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. I really had to use the bathroom, but decided to wait. After about an hour, I went to the restroom. I pissed for so long that when I walked out her family all started clapping. FML

#17954920
96 comments

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On 10/10/2011 at 8:58pm - health - by maniac11 - United States (Texas)

Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML

#17954133
43 comments

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On 10/10/2011 at 7:16pm - love - by octoberrain - United States (Ohio)

Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML

#17953738
431 comments

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On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while at Six Flags my boyfriend won a huge stuffed animal for me. After a whole day of carrying it around, when he dropped me off he told me that he wants the stuffed animal back. He just didn't want to carry it around all day. FML

#17950991
128 comments

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On 10/10/2011 at 9:56am - misc - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to work as a home health-aid, and found out that my client turns his hearing aid off on purpose because he can't stand my voice. FML

#17948621
73 comments

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On 10/10/2011 at 12:13am - work - by melikeyturtles - United States

Today, I came home from work to find the front door wide open, the stove on, my 5 year old cutting up the curtain, and my 2 year old smearing chocolate sauce on the floor. My fiancé was nowhere to be found. Later on, I got a text from him saying that he'd gone to watch the footy. FML

Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML

#17938205
111 comments

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On 10/08/2011 at 9:20pm - health - by anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML

#17937803
99 comments

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On 10/08/2011 at 8:24pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, the ex who I'm still in love with told me he wishes we could be together, but that first I really need to get over the fact that he already has a wife and kids. FML

#17936936
153 comments

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On 10/08/2011 at 6:10pm - love - by EFFFF (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML

#17934010
294 comments

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On 10/08/2011 at 9:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was talking with my uncle, when the subject of my abusive mother-in-law came up. He assured me he'd talk to her and straighten things out. Apparently this means posting on her Facebook wall threatening to "pimp-slap a bitch" if she doesn't get her "fat ass out of family business". FML

#17931369
119 comments

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On 10/07/2011 at 10:40pm - misc - by ...... (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, my boyfriend asked my father for permission to marry me. My father refused, on the basis that I'm the only person in the house with a job, and if I leave he will have to start looking for work. My boyfriend won't marry me without his permission, and my lazy father won't change his mind. FML

#17926185
192 comments

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On 10/07/2011 at 5:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was using the toilet and decided to check out some FMLs. One made me laugh out loud as my room-mate was passing by the bathroom. He now tells everyone my penis is so small it makes even me laugh every time I see it. FML

#17919622
127 comments

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On 10/06/2011 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend I had an appointment for laser hair removal. He responded by making "pew pew" noises and pretending to shoot my underarms. He's 28. FML

#17916537
82 comments

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On 10/05/2011 at 11:59pm - health - by pixiebubz - Australia



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