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vmml97
  • Town/Country : Whitby, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1335
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About vmml97 : I'm Victoria, or Temari, I'm from Whitby Ontario....And I love Twilight.
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Today, while finishing up raking leaves, I decided it would be a fun idea to jump into them. After rolling around in the leaves for a bit, I smelled something funny. Turns out I was rolling around in dog shit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9668) - you deserved it (22876)

On 11/09/2009 at 10:18am - animals - by Kirta (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at my bosses house for a company BBQ. Earlier I had taken muscle relaxants to calm my lower back pain. After a few drinks it was clear the alcohol and medication did not mix. I woke up few hours later to find out I had stripped naked and jumped into the 4 foot cake before passing out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24614) - you deserved it (58653)

On 03/30/2009 at 6:17pm - work - by Donzai (man) - Canada (British Columbia)