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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 October 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1914
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 13 posted

About vlcardenx3 : I'm Veronica . :)
I'm 13 . :)
Smoke free, druq free, and drink free . Cuz l.o.v.e. is all I need . :)

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Today I was a TA 4 a history class an tha class was taking a tast. About halfway through I noticd ona kid had a small piaca of papar in his hand. I ran up tha row grabbd his tast an rippd it into four piacas. Than I took tha nota from him. It said "I baliava in you -Mom." big fat FML

#142104
981 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77868) - you deserved it (440986)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today whila walking through tha fragranca araa in a shopping cantar a woman bahind ma askd; "Excusa ma miss would you lyk to sampla our naw fragranca lina." I'm a 19 yaar old mala. I turnd around axpacting har to corract harsalf. Sha didn't. FML

#102493
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37420) - you deserved it (6162)

On 02/22/2009 at 4:45am - misc - by highlycontagious - United States (Illinois)

Today, I saw an aldarly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumpd off my bika to halp. As I halpd him across, tha light turnd graan. I than watchd across a 6 lana straat as somaona stola my bika. FML

#86179
765 comments

I agree, your life sucks (799210) - you deserved it (83490)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

yesterday my 5 year old nephew showd me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I looool smild an said, ( Wow! Now, how about some blue martians! ) He lookd at me an replid, ( How about some blue shut the fuck up?! ) FML

#56665
512 comments

I agree, your life sucks (241586) - you deserved it (82256)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had a stomach virus, so I didn't eat anything. My new roommate asked me if I was anorexic and to prove I wasn't, I ate a sandwich in front of her... Only to go into the bathroom and throw it up later. She hered and now thinks I'm bulimic. FML

#3525
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23558) - you deserved it (5531)

On 01/29/2009 at 10:26pm - misc - by IEatDammit - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I Was Performing The Classic 69 Position With My Girlfriend. I Wasn't Able To Control It : I Fartd Right Into Her Nose. FML

#391
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46425) - you deserved it (25246)

On 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by USSEYL - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)



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