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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 October 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1783
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 13 posted

About vlcardenx3 : I'm Veronica . :)
I'm 13 . :)
Smoke free, druq free, and drink free . Cuz l.o.v.e. is all I need . :)

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Today, the company I work for decided to "go green" and stopped using the air conditioner to cool down the office. It is currently 81 degrees at my desk. FML

#15681231
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29693) - you deserved it (4393)

On 04/07/2011 at 3:55pm - work - by Dave (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, and my boss fired me for calling the police and "making a big deal out of it". FML

#15669664
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39241) - you deserved it (6654)

On 04/06/2011 at 7:57pm - work - by PsychoSarah (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I subbed for a first grade class. They were releasing butterflies. Butterflies scare me shitless. A bunch of 7 year-olds watched as I screamed hysterically when one landed on me. FML

#15661118
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19826) - you deserved it (32865)

On 04/06/2011 at 2:22am - animals - by mottephobe - United States (Utah)

Today, I was prescribed anti-anxiety medication due to the high level of stress that I experience at my job. Unfortunately, I cannot afford the medication because I do not make enough money at said job. FML

#15658999
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30265) - you deserved it (3844)

On 04/05/2011 at 11:26pm - money - by Username -

Today, I spent six hours driving between two airports to try and catch my flight. Two trailer accidents, two construction zones, three detours, and one police escort later, the airline wouldn't let me on the plane. FML

#15651361
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33457) - you deserved it (3097)

On 04/05/2011 at 2:13pm - money - by anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my 3 year old daughter decided to put black nail polish over the webcam lens on my laptop because "It wasn't all black, so I decided to fix it." FML

#15650612
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30943) - you deserved it (5452)

On 04/05/2011 at 12:48pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I returned home to find the key to my mailbox missing. I called the post office and was informed that a new key will cost me $15. I have no money, and my paycheck is in the mailbox. FML

#15636997
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31899) - you deserved it (4678)

On 04/04/2011 at 3:47pm - money - by DaisyMay (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I fell going down the stairs to the subway platform during rush hour. Someone was kind enough to help me up and someone else was kind enough to steal my iPhone which had fallen out of my pocket and landed nearby. FML

#15581921
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31972) - you deserved it (3388)

On 03/31/2011 at 10:42pm - money - by blegh - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after 3 years at my job I received a 14% raise. I was informed I will be transitioned from hourly to salary. I will now be making $1500 LESS than I made last year. FML

#15504213
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33015) - you deserved it (2944)

On 03/26/2011 at 9:28pm - money - by fml - United States

Today, my future mother-in-law informed me that since she is putting money into our wedding, that all the planning and arrangements are under her authority. FML

#15448287
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35790) - you deserved it (6300)

On 03/23/2011 at 12:38pm - money - by Username - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my expensive, multi-feature, water proof watch was destroyed... by water. FML

#15355346
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35284) - you deserved it (6531)

On 03/17/2011 at 6:39pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional)

Today, I got arrested for shoplifting. I don't know what's worse, that I stole a one dollar bottle of chocolate milk, or that I didn't have the dollar to pay for it. FML

#15304512
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13578) - you deserved it (68899)

On 03/14/2011 at 3:32am - money - by kb10 -

Today, I was fired from the trucking company I work for, due to numerous complaints about my reckless driving. I don't even do driving work there, but my ex keeps calling in to report me, and my boss wanted the calls to stop. FML

#15285580
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36066) - you deserved it (2971)

On 03/12/2011 at 6:18pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was texting a girl I like. Every message she sent came ten minutes after I sent her a message. When I told her "I've to go", she responded almost instantly with an "Ok, bye". FML

#15282818
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31683) - you deserved it (9017)

On 03/12/2011 at 9:43am - love - by AuraOfJustice - United States

Today, I realized that my boss is able to read all the emails my coworker and I send each other. Most of them are about how she is such a shitty boss. FML

#15281483
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9162) - you deserved it (37981)

On 03/12/2011 at 3:34am - work - by mommyfairy - United States



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