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vlcardenx3
  • Town/Country : West Virginia, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 October 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 1522
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 13 posted

About vlcardenx3 : I'm Veronica . :)
I'm 13 . :)
Smoke free, druq free, and drink free . Cuz l.o.v.e. is all I need . :)

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Today, to impress my friends, I attempted to do a back flip. The only one impressed was the doctor who set my broken leg. FML

#15786221
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8388) - you deserved it (32646)

On 04/14/2011 at 6:27pm - health - by fail (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I gave myself a bloody nose while trying to show my brother how to use a yo-yo. FML

#15786077
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12978) - you deserved it (21178)

On 04/14/2011 at 6:12pm - health - by Omegared - United States

Today, I confronted my husband about him being unfaithful. He said his reasons were because he's just not attracted to me anymore and my current weight repulses him. I'm six months pregnant with his child. FML

#15784474
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50668) - you deserved it (3160)

On 04/14/2011 at 2:28pm - love - by Pregnant (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I made my young niece lunch. After she claimed to have eaten it all, she wanted to go out and play. I was putting my shoes on when I found part of the sandwich I made her stuffed in my shoe. FML

#15784060
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22282) - you deserved it (4242)

On 04/14/2011 at 1:35pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend punched a hole in a door. This is on top of the broken handle, cracked sink top, dented fridge, and other holes in the wall he has also made. We are 4 months into our year lease. I don't think we are getting our $720 deposit back. FML

#15781081
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20022) - you deserved it (15954)

On 04/14/2011 at 2:59am - money - by Username -

Today, I had an allergic reaction to cranberry juice. The only reason I was drinking cranberry juice was to help with a bladder infection. Now I'm covered in what looks like a rash and peeing constantly. FML

#15768442
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26003) - you deserved it (2713)

On 04/13/2011 at 9:34am - health - by Arghh (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to tell my boyfriend happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after it sent, I realized the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML

#15766023
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9298) - you deserved it (47937)

On 04/13/2011 at 2:15am - love - by Zebracat - United States

Today, while at an important meeting at work, I got to watch helplessly as a police officer gave me a parking meter ticket. Added to that my boss chewed me out for "never paying attention and staring out the window during meetings". FML

#15756717
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18818) - you deserved it (9605)

On 04/12/2011 at 3:25pm - work - by Kevin -

Today, I saw my unemployed 29-year-old son, who still lives with us, reading the work section of the newspaper and prayed that he was looking for a job. He was looking for the comics. FML

#15753911
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26552) - you deserved it (10760)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:19am - kids - by JT (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I used my hair straightener to attempt to straighten my eyelashes and burned my eyelid. I don't know what's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML

#15753750
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9185) - you deserved it (116778)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:01am - health - by sadcase - Australia

Today, my girlfriend chose the most expensive restaurant in town, then spent the entire time facebooking, texting, and playing games on her phone while I dined in silence. This is the second time we've been out this week. She didn't even eat her food. I didn't even get a thank you. FML

#15749672
417 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50730) - you deserved it (12938)

On 04/12/2011 at 12:27am - love - by BrokeAndPsst (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I broke up with my now ex-girlfriend for the 5th time. She still hasn't got the hint. FML

#15749336
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28533) - you deserved it (9184)

On 04/12/2011 at 12:08am - love - by husks -

Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML

#15749213
782 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61251) - you deserved it (12509)

On 04/12/2011 at 12:00am - intimacy - by Artic (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML

#15748072
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24543) - you deserved it (2252)

On 04/11/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by ILiveWithMorons (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend openly admitted to me that she wouldn't have gone out with me if she hadn't been drunk. FML

#15747927
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26374) - you deserved it (3457)

On 04/11/2011 at 10:58pm - love - by drunkluv - Australia



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