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vlcardenx3
  • Town/Country : West Virginia, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 October 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 1523
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 13 posted

About vlcardenx3 : I'm Veronica . :)
I'm 13 . :)
Smoke free, druq free, and drink free . Cuz l.o.v.e. is all I need . :)

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Today, I came home from work to find my computer smashed into a hundred pieces. My dad threw it at my mom because they were having a fight and my computer was the closest thing to throw. He refuses to fix it. FML

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded with, "That's nice. You know what I love? Chicken wings. Let's go get some." Apparently, he doesn't remember I'm a vegetarian either. FML

#16432419
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38634) - you deserved it (7856)

On 05/31/2011 at 8:02am - love - by veggiepower11028 -

Today, my elderly father-in-law grabbed my breasts in the pool at a family gathering. I'd let it go as an accident if this wasn't the 4th time it happened today. FML

#16002585
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50156) - you deserved it (4842)

On 05/01/2011 at 10:30am - intimacy - by nothanks - United States (Texas)

Today, I washed my hands and reached for the towel but felt something sticky. It was a house centipede. It exploded. FML

#15999869
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27548) - you deserved it (2944)

On 05/01/2011 at 2:02am - misc - by rb - United States

Today, I wanted to take my girlfriend to a nice dinner before prom. Her parents followed her in, and joined us to "keep an eye on me." They interrupted all our conversations, ate an expensive meal, then got up and walked out when the waitress brought the $95 check, leaving me to pay for it. FML

#15999720
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50062) - you deserved it (3741)

On 05/01/2011 at 1:50am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML

#15997436
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35363) - you deserved it (3542)

On 04/30/2011 at 11:16pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, I had a horrible stomach flu and was well into my second hour of dry heaving when I heard my husband knock on the bathroom door. I was touched that he was worried about me until I heard, "Honey, what did you make me for dinner?" FML

#15986605
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33599) - you deserved it (3461)

On 04/30/2011 at 2:27am - love - by greenintheface - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mom paid $40 for overnight shipping on delivery of paint for my Art major dropout sister, but insists on making me wait two weeks for my diabetes medication. FML

#15982407
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38963) - you deserved it (2124)

On 04/29/2011 at 9:00pm - health - by thanksmom - United States (California)

Today, as I was out walking, one homeless man sitting with two others asked me for something to eat. Trying to do a good deed, I bought the three men a bag of apples. They then fought viciously over them before the first man chased me for handing them to "the wrong one." FML

#15846302
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25961) - you deserved it (3839)

On 04/19/2011 at 11:37am - misc - by oops (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was taking a crap in a public stall when three kids broke down the door and pelted me with eggs. FML

#15846054
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43474) - you deserved it (5465)

On 04/19/2011 at 11:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my friend and I were bouncing around on a trampoline. We brought my dog up to bounce him around. We found it hilarious. He didn't. He attacked us. FML

#15844364
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7587) - you deserved it (70447)

On 04/19/2011 at 6:03am - animals - by sore (woman) - Ireland (Limerick)

Today, I realised that what I had thought was my dad's default state for the past 17 years is actually his drunken state. FML

#15844310
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25201) - you deserved it (2825)

On 04/19/2011 at 5:50am - misc - by Violet (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while enjoying a nice dinner out, I observed a homeless man giggling hysterically to himself while wiping boogers on my bike seat and handlebars. FML

#15844059
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26511) - you deserved it (2542)

On 04/19/2011 at 4:23am - misc - by BerkeleyBiker (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was putting red nail polish on my nails and put a newspaper on the table to make sure that it didn't spill. I later discovered the nail polish made the newspaper stick to the table. I scrubbed nail polish remover on it, thinking it would help but instead bleached the table. FML

#15841509
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10964) - you deserved it (34604)

On 04/18/2011 at 11:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to a strange sound that sounded like a lot of water being poured into a sink. It was actually my father in law using the bathtub as a toilet. He's staying with us, and is showing no signs of leaving any time soon. He thinks this is acceptable behavior. FML

#15840429
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22376) - you deserved it (2166)

On 04/18/2011 at 10:33pm - misc - by MyS3lf - United States



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