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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 26 posted

About vladimir26 : Anime and Manga addict.
19 year old Otaku.
Book and tea lover.

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vladimir26's favorite FMLs

Today, it's my 30th birthday. I was having a great night until I overheard my mother say, "I can't believe that thing made it to 30." FML

Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML

#19387601
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19150) - you deserved it (33053)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:03am - love - by Jeff make - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML

#19350596
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31630) - you deserved it (5272)

On 03/26/2012 at 10:54am - kids - by ohhdear.___. (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, whilst stacking the dish washer I dropped a steak knife. Luckily, I caught it just before it hit my foot. I fist-pumped to celebrate my amazing catch and stabbed myself in the cheek. My parents couldn't stop laughing all the way to the hospital. FML

#19277345
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11923) - you deserved it (34839)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:11pm - misc - by zztopspinner (man) - United States

Today, I was debating if I actually do talk to myself. I was having this conversation with myself. FML

#19236548
95 comments

Today, I asked my boss for a raise. He gave me a cupcake. FML

#19235270
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24590) - you deserved it (3710)

On 03/07/2012 at 8:08pm - work - by Janitor (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable." The entire room burst into laughter. FML

#19222956
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28950) - you deserved it (8254)

On 03/05/2012 at 7:43pm - health - by Kayla - United States

Today, I started crying in class because of a sad part in the book I was reading. I got pulled out into the hallway and my male teacher asked, "Is it your special time?" FML

#19189371
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35021) - you deserved it (8278)

On 02/29/2012 at 3:21pm - misc - by Crying - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML

#19138227
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26254) - you deserved it (3197)

On 02/22/2012 at 10:53am - misc - by Whoopsie - United States

Today, my husband and I were about to have sex. As soon as I got on top, he started speaking in a robot voice, then demanded that I call him "the Fuckinator." FML

#19136346
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37844) - you deserved it (5392)

On 02/22/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my family started their own version of the Hunger Games. With farts as their ammo, they've been tackling and gassing everyone until their victim "dies" by surrendering. My house is a flatulent war zone, and I fear waking up blind. FML

#19109077
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28233) - you deserved it (2750)

On 02/18/2012 at 5:22pm - health - by district12 (man) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, I sent out a text saying "Smile! You're beautiful and don't let anyone tell you otherwise." to most of my contacts. I got one reply, from my best friend, saying, "Are you fucking stupid?" FML

#19064637
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13868) - you deserved it (36145)

On 02/13/2012 at 11:27am - misc - by dis_bee_leaf (woman) - Canada

Today, I cracked a rib coughing. FML

#19063731
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33459) - you deserved it (2827)

On 02/13/2012 at 6:32am - health - by anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I realized that I probably have anger issues. I came to this conclusion after I finished screaming abuse at the microwave for beeping before I could hit the off switch. FML

#19058382
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9415) - you deserved it (27896)

On 02/12/2012 at 4:50pm - misc - by fuck teh poleese (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML

#19040950
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12947) - you deserved it (33163)

On 02/10/2012 at 11:12am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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