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About vladimir26 : Anime and Manga addict.
18 year old Otaku.
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Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said "turn around" it was her. FML

#16181891
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9642) - you deserved it (64669)

On 05/15/2011 at 1:20am - misc - by marmarr - United States

Today, I thought I heard someone shifting around in my house. I froze in fear and then I heard it again. I thought I was hearing things until I realized that it wasn't an intruder in my home. The shifting noise was my thighs rubbing together when I walked. FML

#15974313
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15070) - you deserved it (36636)

On 04/29/2011 at 2:52am - misc - by Celluloid (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I thought I heard someone shifting around in my house. I froze in fear and then I heard it again. I thought I was hearing things until I realized that it wasn't an intruder in my home. The shifting noise was my thighs rubbing together when I walked. FML

#15974313
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15070) - you deserved it (36636)

On 04/29/2011 at 2:52am - misc - by Celluloid (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML

#15961473
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37287) - you deserved it (8905)

On 04/28/2011 at 9:16am - love - by nuttedthefout -

Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML

#15912541
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31232) - you deserved it (11547)

On 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by woahitbechels - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my wife and I were planning our nursery for our future child. She said that we'd be painting it pink either way. I asked what would happen if we had a boy. She said "Oh, he'll be gay" with a menacing glare. I'm worried. FML

#15804993
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39268) - you deserved it (6373)

On 04/16/2011 at 6:59am - misc - by Worried (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

#15791793
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31033) - you deserved it (7277)

On 04/15/2011 at 1:47am - misc - by HWS - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML

#15225525
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49430) - you deserved it (10176)

On 03/07/2011 at 1:16am - health - by tinygirl -

Today, I decided to do a word search in my daughter's Hello Kitty coloring book. It took me 30 minutes to find 6 words in a kids coloring book for ages 1 and up. FML

#15135659
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10893) - you deserved it (32108)

On 02/27/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by ldbella - United States

Today, I cried harder than I have in years. I was babysitting, and watching Pokémon to pass the time. It was the episode where Ash, Dawn, and Brock on the show went their separate ways, and may never be together again. FML

#14852501
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16806) - you deserved it (34725)

On 02/05/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got into a car accident. Why? I was distracted by a floating spec of dust and was pretending I was in space. FML

#14696721
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8392) - you deserved it (60620)

On 01/24/2011 at 10:00am - misc - by moxy -

Today, trying to be an old-school romantic, I asked my girlfriend "where art thou my love?" via SMS. She replied "Toilet." FML

#14659588
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14641) - you deserved it (26739)

On 01/21/2011 at 6:41am - love - by gummy bear -

Today, my boyfriend decided to re-enact a scene from Family Guy. He locked me in the car with him and farted deadly ones repeatedly. He wouldn't let me out until I learned to "love the gas." FML

#14463495
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38463) - you deserved it (7567)

On 01/04/2011 at 3:09pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Reserved

Today, I went to pick up my daughter from preschool. When I got there, I ran to give her a hug. She screamed and ran away. FML

#14222571
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31765) - you deserved it (4192)

On 12/16/2010 at 9:35am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

Today, whilst driving to the store, an idiot driver found it to be okay to drive ridiculously fast in below freezing temperatures on the ice and snow. As he passed my car, I angrily gave him the finger. And then I realized I was wearing mittens. FML



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