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Today, as I was putting on sports shoes to get to a job interview in a hurry, a man ran past me an grabbed mah formal shoes while shouting, ( Ninja! ) Try explaining to the guy at the interview why I was wereing sneakers with a skirt suit !! FML
Today, I decided to clean my apartment from top to bottom . Once I was done, I looked over at my puppy,ho then woke up, stretched, got out of his basket an started to pee . I shouted, "No!" Scared, he then ran all over the place, still peeing . FML
Today after a surprise candlelit dinner an a two bottles of wine 4 my brthday my boyfriend an I decidd to take a sexy shower together. It endd with us both drunk nakd an crying wedgd into a small tub together talking about our dead pets. FML
TODAY , I WAS CAMPING. ME AN TIS REALLY CUTE GIRL WERE ITTING IT OFF REAL NICE. IT WAS TE LAST NIGT SO WE BOT EADED OVER TO MY TENT TO AVE SEX. I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GET IT IN WEN A RACCOON RIPPED MY TENT CAUSING TE GIRL TO SCREAM AN RUNAWAY. I GOT COCKBLOCKED BY A RACCOON. FML
Friday 27 March 2015