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vlader08

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 May 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 212
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, It's My Birthday. My Next-door Nieghbours Gave Me A Stool An Some Rope. FML

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187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56291) - you deserved it (5217) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/01/2014 at 12:55am - love - by NosChersVoisins - France (Aquitaine)

Today , mah little sister was in charge of doing the vacuuming , when she decided our hamster had "dust on his back". real FML

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110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42158) - you deserved it (3633) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/08/2014 at 4:48pm - animals - by gvmfvr - Sent from mobile version

2day just 4 old tima's saka, I dacidd to jump on mah bd. looool I andd up hitting mah haad on tha spinning fan an knocking mysalf unconscious. FML

#20114543
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9746) - you deserved it (30641)

On 10/13/2012 at 2:45am - health - by lalalalainie - United States (California)

Today after a surprise candlelit dinner an a two bottles of wine 4 my brthday my boyfriend an I decidd to take a sexy shower together. It endd with us both drunk nakd an crying wedgd into a small tub together talking about our dead pets. FML

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198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32762) - you deserved it (7715)

On 05/30/2012 at 1:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

2day I realizd that the reason there is no toilet paper in the house is cuz both mah parents r too stubborn to be the one who goes out to buy more. It's been five days. FML

#19678004
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18579) - you deserved it (3273)

On 05/25/2012 at 11:10am - misc - by whinywiper - Canada

Today , I Thought Mah Hamster Might Be Lonely , So I Went To The Pet Shop And Bought A New One To Keep Him Company. The New Hamster Killed The Old One. FML

#17727112
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30360) - you deserved it (12616)

On 09/12/2011 at 9:52am - animals - by squeak (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

TODAY , I WAS CAMPING. ME AN TIS REALLY CUTE GIRL WERE ITTING IT OFF REAL NICE. IT WAS TE LAST NIGT SO WE BOT EADED OVER TO MY TENT TO AVE SEX. I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GET IT IN WEN A RACCOON RIPPED MY TENT CAUSING TE GIRL TO SCREAM AN RUNAWAY. I GOT COCKBLOCKED BY A RACCOON. FML

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146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70316) - you deserved it (8444)

On 06/08/2009 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by Baggabbles123 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

today my boyfriend and I decided to ave sex at is ouse . Wen we got tere , e cecked is mail box frst and noticed tat is Wii game arrived . He sent me ome so e can play . FML

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232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (159873) - you deserved it (22194)

On 03/16/2009 at 2:48pm - intimacy - by gfg (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)



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