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  • Town/Country : california, usa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 May 1992 (21 years)
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Today, my mom got pissed off at my doctor and called him a quack. She did this because he reassured her that I don't show any signs of the mental retardation that she's convinced herself I must have. FML

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