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Today, after five long years of having been together, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to take our relationship to the "next level". We now have a Sims relationship. FML

#17814910
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28992) - you deserved it (4467)

On 09/23/2011 at 6:24pm - love - by Anonymous - Germany (Berlin)

Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML

#17794409
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40662) - you deserved it (4902)

On 09/21/2011 at 8:38am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I had a violent allergic reaction to some bread I ate at a restaurant. How did they apologize? By sending me a free basket of bread. FML

#17782998
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28911) - you deserved it (2758)

On 09/19/2011 at 8:21pm - health - by Eli (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, while at the beach, my little brother's hat blew off. I chased after it before I completely lost sight and realized I was no match for the wind. I get back and he's wearing the hat. I chased a fucking trash bag for a mile thinking it was his hat. FML

#17729862
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22855) - you deserved it (9687)

On 09/12/2011 at 6:32pm - misc - by justhereforlaughs (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I took my new iPhone into a technician to complain that when people called me, the audio was very quiet and muffled. Convinced it was a fault, I demanded a replacement. That is when he peeled off the factory issued protective screen that covered the ear piece. FML

#17679338
211 comments

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On 09/06/2011 at 9:17am - misc - by ss - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML

#17598415
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32742) - you deserved it (2740)

On 08/27/2011 at 8:38pm - money - by KayDayParade - United States

Today, my beloved pet chicken ran away from home. I got so distraught that my dad offered to buy me dinner. Specifically, KFC. FML

#17538600
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27633) - you deserved it (5492)

On 08/21/2011 at 2:23pm - animals - by xXangelaXx - United States

Today, I started to fall in love with my wife again. We are in the middle of a divorce. FML

#17457372
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37580) - you deserved it (16370)

On 08/13/2011 at 3:25am - love - by badass - United States

Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML

#17418352
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34903) - you deserved it (5351)

On 08/09/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by iliketoastalot - United States (New York)

Today, my dad said he can't go to my graduation because he has to work. He got fired a month ago. FML

#17406702
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29784) - you deserved it (2297)

On 08/08/2011 at 12:03pm - work - by allinicolesmh - United States (Texas)

Today, I finally started doing cardio and getting in shape. What motivated me to do it? Watching a zombie movie. The slow ones bite the dust first. FML

#17355150
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26345) - you deserved it (7825)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:55pm - health - by indierocklove - United States (Virginia)

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

#17342308
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21750) - you deserved it (66271)

On 08/02/2011 at 10:17am - health - by chinchilla4404 (woman) - United States

Today, my husband threw out all of the spices in the cupboard. When I asked him why he said, "Our cat was named Spicy and I can't stand to look at them." Our recently deceased cat's name was Dicey. FML

#17283376
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29401) - you deserved it (2864)

On 07/28/2011 at 2:18am - animals - by Tali (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my mom tried to get me to shoplift. From the dollar store. FML

#17245235
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30287) - you deserved it (2313)

On 07/24/2011 at 8:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, after babysitting, the parents actually tried to pay me in Trident Layers Gum. FML

#17207993
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44370) - you deserved it (4688)

On 07/21/2011 at 8:20pm - money - by iwantmoney - United States (Ohio)



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