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Today, I was giving a presentation at work, when I said, "But we could care less about that." My boss asked if I meant, "Couldn't care less." Wanting to avoid embarrassment, I tried to think up an excuse, only to end up blurting that it was my phone's auto-correct. FML

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On 12/14/2011 at 4:21pm - work - by sharon (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I took my last final on a Scantron sheet with 200 multiple choice questions, with seconds to spare. When I finished the last question, I saw I had another bubble to fill in and I didn't know where I screwed up. FML

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On 12/13/2011 at 12:24pm - misc - by testesential - United States (Kentucky)

Today, a private number called me telling me to "Beware the water bottles" as soon as a water bottle flew through my open window, hitting me. FML

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On 12/02/2011 at 12:23am - misc - by waterbottlehit (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, due to "severe cuts to the budget" at work, I had to stir my coffee with a paper clip. FML

#18402392
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On 12/01/2011 at 9:38am - work - by ohno - United States (Florida)

Today, my brother lost his first tooth, so I told him the tooth fairy is going to give him money. He now thinks The Rock is going to show up in his room. FML

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251 comments

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On 11/23/2011 at 2:14pm - kids - by G. Briones -

Today, my elderly neighbor used his snowblower to send all of the fallen leaves in his yard into mine, which I'd raked earlier that morning. FML

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103 comments

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On 11/17/2011 at 7:43am - misc - by leaf hater - United States

Today, I bought weed for the first time. The dealer was an undercover cop. FML

Today, I took a major test, worth half my grade, not realizing that there were questions on the back of the sheet. FML

#18192880
204 comments

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On 11/08/2011 at 12:58pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I scored the winning goal in my soccer tournament. For the other team. FML

Today, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor. I decided not to turn it into the manager and keep it. Five minutes later, a customer asked if anyone had turned in her missing phone. I said no and began to walk away, when her friend called her phone. It rang. She recognized the ringtone. FML

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On 10/27/2011 at 1:01am - work - by charlie3289 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML

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On 10/17/2011 at 6:05pm - misc - by planking champion (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, the student council gave us our senior class t-shirts. Our theme this year is "Striving for Excellence." Excellence was misspelled. FML

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129 comments

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On 10/13/2011 at 3:27pm - misc - by brit (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a speeding ticket while taking my drivers license test. FML

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me for a chick I shared a hospital room with for 2 months. I introduced them. FML

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On 10/12/2011 at 2:11am - love - by anonymous - Canada

Today, the boy I like came to my house with a dozen roses to ask me to homecoming. My uncle chased him down the street with a pitchfork. FML

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On 09/28/2011 at 5:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)



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