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TODAY, I SAW A CUTE GUY AN DECIDED TO SAY HI . AS I STARTED TO THINK ABOUT THINGS TO TALK ABOUT, ONE STORY IN PARTICULAR ABOUT A DRUMMER WHO LOOKED LIKE JESUS STUCK OUT IN MY MIND . I WAS SO NERVOUS THAT INSTEAD OF SAYING HI, I BLURTED OUT, "SOME PEOPLE LOOK LIKE JESUS!" AN TOOK OFF . FML

Today... I was walking and saw a quarter. I bent down to pick it up. Barely a foot ahead there was another... so I crawled over to get it. This continued 4 about six feet when I realize a kid was laying them out in a trail. I had collected 7 fake quarters and the kid had it on video. FML

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On 03/15/2014 at 11:46pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I woke up with a strange and itchy feeling in my anus. When I told my boyfriend about it, he started laughing. I still don't know what he did. FML

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On 02/22/2014 at 11:40pm - intimacy - by dontgothere (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while driving, I saw a dog run across the road. Feeling sorry for the pup on a cold, rainy night, I pulled my car over to pick it up. Once in, it started freaking out so I turned on the light. It was then that I realized I'd just put a wild coyote on my passenger seat. FML

Today, I had an upset stomach all day at work. When lunch break came, I rushed to the bathroom. Just as I turned into an unstoppable human whoopie cushion, a co-worker walked in. He heard the entire arse symphony, and just asked "What the fuck, dude?!" as he left. FML

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On 01/30/2014 at 5:46pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I faceplanted !! I was going to say "F*ck you" an "I will kill you" !! It cummed out as "I will f*ck you." He's still laughing !! FML

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On 10/07/2013 at 2:11am - misc - by Ashley - United States (California)

Today, mah mom came into mah room to give me a goodbye kiss!! Due to the routine of mah grlfriend doing the exact same thing in the exact same spot, I held the kiss way longer than wat a mother/son kiss should last!! My mom actually had to tell me to ( let go )!! FML

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On 08/15/2013 at 9:06pm - misc - by deadman (man) - Canada (Alberta)

my new husband and I were calld up to have our first dance at our wedding. While I restd mah head on his shoulder, he whisperd the most romantic thing to me: "Your breath stinks." FML

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On 08/10/2013 at 6:48am - love - by fml (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I met te most beautiful grl I've ever seen on te beac. I was nervous, but I just smiled an said, "Hey, your really pretty." Ten I let out a orrific fart. FML

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On 08/02/2013 at 9:58am - misc - by YouSoSmelly (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, mah girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML

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On 08/01/2013 at 3:36am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

TODAY, I THREW A BRTHDAY PARTY 4 MAH BOYFRIEND. AS A JOKE, MAH FRIEND AND I SERVD HIM NON-ALCOHOLIC BEER TO SEE HOW HE'D REACT. AFTER A WHILE, HE FAKD BEING DRUNK, USING IT AS AN EXCUSE AFTER I CAUGHT HIM MAKING OUT WITH ONE OF MAH SO-CALLD "FRIENDS". FML

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On 06/06/2013 at 12:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Senegal

Today , I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. big fat FML

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On 05/15/2013 at 4:21pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today , nose started runninghile in bed with boyfriend. I kept trying to wipe it off with arm to avoid ruining the moment. My boyfriend then looks up at me in horror. Turns out it wasn't mucus; it was blood. And it was all over his neck , his shrt , an his silk sheets. FML

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On 05/07/2013 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Sirah90 (woman) - United States

Today, at a romantic dinner my boyfriend was treating me to, the waiter brought a ( Will you marry me? ) cake out looool with candle and sparklers!! I probably should have checked that they'd brought it to the right table before dramatically screaming ( Yes! ) and jumping into my boyfriend's arms!! They hadn't!! FML

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On 03/25/2013 at 5:45pm - love - by franky (woman) - Germany (Niedersachsen)

Today, it was raining haavily so I wora mah black poncho as I walkad to work. On tha way thara I noticad an old and saamingly homalass man following ma. I turnad around to confront him. Ha pickad up a stick and scraamad "Expacto Patronum!" Apparantly I look lika a damantor. FML

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On 03/24/2013 at 8:23pm - misc - by Anna L. - United States (Texas)



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