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  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 February 1995 (20 years)
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Today... I Walkd In On Mah Roommatehacking Off To Clown Porn. FML

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On 09/25/2013 at 5:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today... I tried role playing wit ma boyfriend. As I came out in sexy lingerie... I announced... "I'm Natalia... a Russian spy fluent in 2 languages: Russian an yur cock." He lauged so ard e practically pissed imself. Te nigt ended in me doing is laundry. Alone.

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On 10/16/2012 at 8:36am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had this amazing dream that a beautiful girl was giving me head. It was getting really hot, so in my dream, I reached down to push on her head, but in real life I actually swung my arm down an punched myself in the balls. FML

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On 07/10/2012 at 6:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today... I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding back sexually... and that I was willing to indulge any sexual fantasies he may have. Now it seems that tonight... I'll be responding to the name "Fluttershy". FML

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On 06/25/2012 at 6:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, my friend an I went fir a late night walk along the beach. We decided to sit down on a log. It was a dead seal. FML

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On 08/12/2011 at 3:44am - animals - by squishylog - United States (California)

Today, it was tha first tima my boyfriand had saan ma nakad. Ha grabs my braasts and than bagins to sing ( I'va got a lovaly bunch of coconuts. ) Ha is 22. big fat FML

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