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by WayTooMuchFacebook / 02/04/2012 at 12:07am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/08/2012 at 9:41pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML
by collball22 / 08/22/2011 at 12:58am / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
by assante2010 / 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm / United States (Maine) / Love
by Stupid / 04/19/2011 at 10:29pm / United States / Work
Today, I walked into a room, where a guy was violently picking his nose. He kept picking. A very pretty girl walked in after me, and he immediately stopped and sat up straight. Apparently, I'm too ugly to motivate strangers to stop excavating their nasal cavities. FML
by uggo / 03/29/2011 at 1:12pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by suzyyy / 02/23/2011 at 4:18am / Netherlands (Noord-Brabant) / Money
by Anonymous / 10/01/2010 at 10:11pm / Israel (Tel Aviv) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/01/2010 at 12:13am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I reached a new low and embarrased my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML
by Anonymous / 02/28/2010 at 2:17pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, someone gave me a note to pass along to a girl in class. The note had the girl's name surrounded by hearts. When I gave it to her, she assumed it was a love note from me, and said "Not in a million years, fat ass" before I could say it was from someone else. FML
by Crappyfayman / 02/22/2010 at 9:46pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
by Missyangel / 12/31/2009 at 2:39am / United States (Florida) / Kids
Today, I played with the white dust on the counter at work for the last time. After a couple of weeks of arriving to a thin coating of dust over the counter, and drawing in it, piling it up and other such fun things, I met the guy who now does the earlier shift. He has a huge, dandruffy beard. FML
by JustEwww / 10/22/2009 at 5:24pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
Today, I rode my bike to work. Once there, I realized I forgot my bike lock. For fear of it being stolen, I quickly rode home and took my car instead. When I got home, I realized my bike was missing. Someone stole it from my backyard. FML
by Anonymous / 07/15/2009 at 3:06am / United States / Transportation
Today, I called the guy I've liked for a long time and told him how I felt. He didn't say anything except for "hello." After I spilled my feelings, I hear "Haha, just kidding I'm not here right now! Call me back later!" FML
by Anonymous / 05/16/2009 at 5:06pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…