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Today, I got a promotion to management at work. My employer decided to give the 'non-management' employees a really nice raise. Which means the job I had before my promotion is now paying more than the job I have now. Did I just get demoted? FML

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On 09/13/2009 at 2:12am - work - by ofcourse (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, everyone in my department got a raise except for me. Last week, I had been the one who asked for a raise for me and my fellow department members. FML

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On 08/21/2009 at 12:52am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to call poison control because my idiot son swallowed a bunch of baking soda to "make a volcano in his tummy." FML

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On 08/06/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I woke up screaming. Why? Well, I was complaining to my dad yesterday about how I always hit the snooze button and just roll over when my alarm goes off, and how that results in me being late for morning classes. My dad thought he'd help out by placing a mousetrap on the snooze button. FML

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On 07/21/2009 at 1:38am - misc - by emperor (man) - Bangladesh (Dhaka)



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