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  • Number of visits : 401
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About vippipippi : I'm a total trainoholic. And very dangerous, just so u guys know. Ehm.. This just got awkward. I'm awesome, suckers.

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Today, I went to a concert with a friend of mine. When his dad came to pick him up, I walked towards the car, expecting a ride. His dad told me he didn't have time to drive me home. I'm his neighbour. FML

#17092885
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38455) - you deserved it (3829)

On 07/13/2011 at 10:48am - misc - by Evan Chong - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
506 comments

I agree, your life sucks (130756) - you deserved it (7329)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML

#16303976
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32327) - you deserved it (18160)

On 05/22/2011 at 9:33pm - kids - by Fatty1970 - United States (Florida)

Today, I was reading the end of my book. I turn the page and see, written at the top: "Lauren kills Paul in the end... You shouldn't have pissed me off." It was from my sister, we had a fight yesterday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19211) - you deserved it (6020)

On 12/25/2008 at 7:57am - misc - by poupi - Sent from mobile version



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