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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 March 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 507
  • Number of comments : 318
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About vipirius : I'm a university student studying Computer Engineering. I'm into anime, music, games and tech. Trying to learn Japanese. Currently addicted to Dota 2. Cloud 9 for TI4! Message me if you want to talk.

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vipirius's favorite FMLs

Today, I set up a motion-activated sprinkler to drench the neighborhood kids who have been ding dong ditching me for years. Because they cannot get close enough to ring the doorbell, they decided to start egging me instead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41171) - you deserved it (6339)

On 12/03/2013 at 1:09am - misc - by Kyle - United States (Washington)

Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML


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On 04/15/2011 at 7:38am - love - by ZaraAce (woman) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, during a major argument with my girlfriend, I shoved a door open, which then rebounded and hit me in the face. I'm not sure which is more pathetic: that I was savaged by a door, or that I made up a story about kicking a mugger's ass to explain the huge black eye to my coworkers. FML


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On 04/14/2011 at 8:53pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

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