About viper64 : I'm 6'0" and 135 lbs. I play kicker and punter in football at my high school, as well as 1st base in baseball, and I'm a striker in soccer. It sucks being so light and thin, because you're never taken seriously till you prove yourself.
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Today, I went to Hollister with my grandmother. She immediately started yelling about the music being too loud, and ordered the staff to "shut the damn thing off". She was yelling at a bunch of mannequins. FML
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On 12/01/2012 at 5:53pm - misc - by time to put you down, gran (woman) - United States
Today, I'm recovering in the emergency room. How did I get here? Intoxicated at a coed party, I saw a hole in the host's shed and thought it funny to christen it a "glory-hole", only to be bitten by what may well have been a black widow spider. FML
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On 11/28/2012 at 1:09pm - health - by Widowmaker - United States (Nevada)
Today, I ran into my sister, who nobody in the family has seen in six years. She looked very happy working the pole. FML
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On 11/26/2012 at 3:54pm - misc - by Teddy (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML
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On 11/25/2012 at 1:56am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, after having finally kicked my insomnia's ass after three hours, I was woken up by something I only thought happened in movies. Someone had paid for a Mariachi band to play for their girlfriend, outside my apartment, in the middle of the night. FML
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On 11/23/2012 at 5:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I caught my teenage daughter smoking, and tried calmly explaining to her that it's quite bad for her health. She replied with, "It doesn't harm you if you're under 20." FML
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On 11/23/2012 at 4:07am - kids - by RyanJarmanForPresident (woman) - United States
Today, I've been on duty at the hospital for just three hours so far, and I've already pulled five carving forks out of four different people. Good job, everybody. FML
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On 11/22/2012 at 4:03pm - work - by DocFUCKINGHATESSTUPIDPEOPLE (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML
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On 11/21/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by nekkidness (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I walked into my house with my friend, only to discover my husband half-naked and yelling at the TV screen over a soccer game. By half-naked, I mean he was only wearing a shirt. FML
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On 11/19/2012 at 2:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML
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On 11/19/2012 at 11:15am - animals - by crazycatlady (woman) - United States
Today, I awoke in the midst of the night to find my half-naked dad drunkenly arguing with the microwave. FML
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On 11/18/2012 at 7:47pm - misc - by mountains - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I went to see my favorite band. It was all amazing and great until I decided to go crowd surfing. I was maybe too heavy because people jumped away instead of catching me. I fell right on my tailbone. FML
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On 11/17/2012 at 8:56am - health - by lekijkerd - Netherlands (Utrecht)
Today, my crush finally agreed to spend the night with me. I told my parents to act normal for one night. Apparently, "normal" is strutting around naked and acting like a chicken. FML
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On 11/17/2012 at 8:34am - love - by schooyou101 - United States (Kansas)
Today, yet again, my boss whined to me like a baby over being "friend-zoned" by his secretary. Not only does he basically stalk her and make her eat lunch with him every day, she's a lesbian in a committed relationship. He suspended me after I lost it and told him to see a fucking therapist. FML
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On 11/16/2012 at 8:06pm - work - by wow @ creepy fuckers (man) - United States
Today, I told my boss I could handle running the floor buffer. Thirty seconds in, I lost control and became pinned to the wall by its force. In my state of shock and embarrassment, I didn't realize the only thing keeping me trapped was my grip on the accelerator. FML
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On 11/16/2012 at 12:04am - work - by rubberduck1 - United States (Illinois)
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