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They say I'm cocky, just because I think I am hot. But I think everybody is hot also.
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violetsweety's favorite FMLs
by walnutbladder / 01/07/2011 at 4:46pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, I had to walk three miles home from work. Both my parents were at home. The reason they wouldn't collect me is apparently because I've "gotten so fat, your grandma cried after she saw you". FML
by biscuit / 01/07/2011 at 12:46am / United Kingdom / Health
by Anonymous / 01/06/2011 at 10:23pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids
by UltraHoe69 / 01/06/2011 at 5:57pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/06/2011 at 12:38pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. He's been calling his penis "fun-sized" for a while now, but I didn't know he meant it really was the size of a fun-size candy bar. I'm pretty sure I'm still technically a virgin. FML
by Anonymous / 01/05/2011 at 3:49pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, I found out my identity was stolen. The person got credit cards in my name and didn't pay the bills, which has ruined my near perfect credit. The worst part about all of this is that I can't turn the person in. It's my mom, and sending her to jail wouldn't really work out for anyone. FML
by cauteriseme / 01/01/2011 at 10:37am / United Kingdom (Warwickshire) / Health
Today, I was in the elevator with my female coworker and a very attractive teen in front of us. My coworker reached out and grabbed the boobs of the teen in front of us, and blamed it on me. I got yelled at, kneed in the crotch, and punched in the face. My coworker couldn't stop laughing. FML
by Chris / 01/01/2011 at 12:06am / United States (Illinois) / Work
Today, I had a major falling out with my best friend. Angry, I sent a short text message to him explaining how I felt. I soon noticed I'd accidentally texted "I'm going to fucking kill you, asshole." to my boss instead. I'm still waiting on a reply. FML
by Anonymous / 12/31/2010 at 11:05pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by Anonymous / 12/30/2010 at 2:14am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by loneliness / 12/30/2010 at 12:48am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/29/2010 at 2:03am / United States / Transportation