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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 January 1997 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 10212
  • Number of comments : 120
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About violetsweety : Hi!
They say I'm cocky, just because I think I am hot. But I think everybody is hot also.

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violetsweety's favorite FMLs

Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML

#14356906
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32963) - you deserved it (9510)

On 12/27/2010 at 12:53pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

#14199055
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (119081) - you deserved it (16051)

On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years, the father of my son, has been the pervert who has been harassing my mother with weird texts and pictures of his knob. The cops told me after we went to the police station to report it and catch the creep. FML

#14185511
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32847) - you deserved it (3524)

On 12/13/2010 at 12:01am - intimacy - by grossed the f out -

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to pick me up and throw me on the bed. I rolled off and broke my collarbone. FML

#14139817
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33940) - you deserved it (3816)

On 12/09/2010 at 4:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, my grandmother told me to say "sofa king retarded" really fast. Not only did it take me several attempts to figure out what it meant, I'm now grounded by my mother for having a foul mouth. FML

#14106944
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15021) - you deserved it (24544)

On 12/06/2010 at 12:03pm - misc - by bribreeeeeezyfreshhh (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, while having sex on the couch with my single neighbour, a beam in the couch broke. Not even slightly fazed, she said, "It's okay, my husband can fix it." Husband? FML

#14059458
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32980) - you deserved it (7912)

On 12/02/2010 at 12:02pm - intimacy - by nickyboy (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, while standing in line at the grocery store, the elderly lady in front of me had forgotten to pay for her milk. In the spirit of the season, I paid for it and wished her happy holidays. She snatched the milk and gave me an ugly look. Then huffed at me before stomping off. FML

#14048564
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31899) - you deserved it (3490)

On 12/01/2010 at 3:18pm - misc - by sumerflame07 (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I felt like adding my real middle name to my facebook name to make it look more professional. It was denied because they didn't feel it was a legitimate request. Minutes later, someone with the name of "Galactic Toast" friend requested me. FML

#14048289
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28942) - you deserved it (3546)

On 12/01/2010 at 2:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, a customer at the store I work at asked me what kind of cake I would suggest for her husband's 50th birthday. I laughed and showed her the Grim Reaper cake. She burst into tears and explained that he has cancer. FML

#14041933
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14693) - you deserved it (58852)

On 11/30/2010 at 10:39pm - work - by Username -

Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML

#14036176
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72818) - you deserved it (5137)

On 11/30/2010 at 2:10pm - health - by Anonymous - Ireland (Monaghan)

Today, I went to the grocery store where my husband works. I wanted to surprise him, so I went up behind him and started kissing his neck. He seemed to love it, and so did I, until I noticed it wasn't my husband. FML

#14023578
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11028) - you deserved it (42039)

On 11/29/2010 at 1:26pm - love - by vhtdgjj - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML

#13961788
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35118) - you deserved it (11358)

On 11/24/2010 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Heyy - United States (Washington)

Today, when I got home, I went into my room to find a Bratz doll and a Ken doll laying naked, on top of each other on my bed. Attached to them was a note that stated, "Please, use your imagination and find other ways besides porn to get excited. The computer keeps getting viruses. Love, Mom." FML

#13927798
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17698) - you deserved it (48785)

On 11/21/2010 at 6:43pm - intimacy - by sydysyd (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I noticed a picture in an elderly patients room, of a pretty girl in a bikini. Trying to be funny and lighten the mood, I said, "Looks like you have some good eye candy to help you recover faster." With a stern look he replied, "That's my granddaughter." FML

#13927206
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8772) - you deserved it (32593)

On 11/21/2010 at 5:36pm - work - by BlackRavenWings - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

#13894887
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14465) - you deserved it (29538)

On 11/19/2010 at 12:04am - intimacy - by kay_jay1819 (woman) - United States



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