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by anonymous / 02/02/2011 at 12:17am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/29/2011 at 3:09am / France / Animals
by unlucky dudebag / 01/29/2011 at 2:29am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by ohyey / 01/28/2011 at 8:50pm / Norway (Vest-Agder) / Intimacy
Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
by NotoriousSRJ / 01/28/2011 at 10:43am / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 01/28/2011 at 6:44am / United States (New York) / Work
by Florida_1827 / 01/28/2011 at 5:54am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I came home to find a note on my door. I thought it was from my elderly disabled neighbors thanking me for cleaning off their snow covered car, since about 6 inches came down. It was from them, only it said I owed them for damages to their car. Damages that were already there. FML
by kittyd / 01/28/2011 at 12:24am / United States (West Virginia) / Transportation
Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML
by Scaredwitless / 01/27/2011 at 11:35pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that I have to reschedule my upcoming honeymoon because my office will be understaffed that week, due to the boss going on vacation right after my wedding. Oh, yeah, and he's in my bridal party. FML
by Anonymous / 01/27/2011 at 11:24pm / United States (Connecticut) / Holidays
by Anonymous / 01/27/2011 at 12:02pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
Today, I had a stranger scream at me that I was a whore and I was trying to steal her boyfriend. She then said my full name, stating my previous hair colour, my recent activities and that her boyfriend had been my year nine dance partner. I officially have a stalker. FML
by dadum / 01/27/2011 at 2:17am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, my power went out due to a huge snow storm. I was in desperate need of candles and flashlights. I had to walk to the store since the roads were closed. I walked 4 miles in the blizzard. When I got home, the power came back on. FML
by iamlauraheremecry / 01/27/2011 at 12:11am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by knickersdontfit / 01/26/2011 at 12:44pm / United States (New Jersey) / Health
Today, I was denied food stamp assistance. Apparently, you need to work 20 hours a week while being a full time student to qualify or have a work study. I was recently suspended from my work study for calling off because my aunt died, and if I worked 20 hours a week, why would I need food stamps? FML
by Anonymous / 01/26/2011 at 9:41am / United States (New York) / Money