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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 January 1997 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 11734
  • Number of comments : 120
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About violetsweety : Hi!
They say I'm cocky, just because I think I am hot. But I think everybody is hot also.

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violetsweety's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized that every time I hear running water, I have less than a minute to find a toilet or I'll pee my pants. FML

#14498607
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30082) - you deserved it (3901)

On 01/07/2011 at 4:46pm - health - by walnutbladder (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to walk three miles home from work. Both my parents were at home. The reason they wouldn't collect me is apparently because I've "gotten so fat, your grandma cried after she saw you". FML

#14492583
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21175) - you deserved it (24752)

On 01/07/2011 at 12:46am - health - by biscuit (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my 2 year-old son decided to pee on the dog for the second day in a row. I'm afraid this will turn into a routine thing. FML

#14490872
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27936) - you deserved it (4924)

On 01/06/2011 at 10:23pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, in gym class, we were forced to learn the "Hoedown Throwdown" dance, by Miley Cyrus. This will actually be counted toward my grade. I'm in high school. FML

#14487590
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41348) - you deserved it (4269)

On 01/06/2011 at 5:57pm - misc - by UltraHoe69 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, my boyfriend of one year told me he loved me. He was calling me by collect call from the county jail. FML

#14485086
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29791) - you deserved it (5975)

On 01/06/2011 at 12:38pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. He's been calling his penis "fun-sized" for a while now, but I didn't know he meant it really was the size of a fun-size candy bar. I'm pretty sure I'm still technically a virgin. FML

#14475422
314 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53293) - you deserved it (9001)

On 01/05/2011 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out my identity was stolen. The person got credit cards in my name and didn't pay the bills, which has ruined my near perfect credit. The worst part about all of this is that I can't turn the person in. It's my mom, and sending her to jail wouldn't really work out for anyone. FML

#14471817
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42344) - you deserved it (5179)

On 01/05/2011 at 4:01am - money - by wdavi022 -

Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML

#14449491
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52793) - you deserved it (10340)

On 01/03/2011 at 6:40am - intimacy - by Username -

Today, as the clock struck twelve for the new year, I was in the bathroom having a nosebleed. FML

#14423827
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26816) - you deserved it (3968)

On 01/01/2011 at 10:37am - health - by cauteriseme (woman) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I was in the elevator with my female coworker and a very attractive teen in front of us. My coworker reached out and grabbed the boobs of the teen in front of us, and blamed it on me. I got yelled at, kneed in the crotch, and punched in the face. My coworker couldn't stop laughing. FML

#14416914
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37463) - you deserved it (3737)

On 01/01/2011 at 12:06am - work - by Chris - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had a major falling out with my best friend. Angry, I sent a short text message to him explaining how I felt. I soon noticed I'd accidentally texted "I'm going to fucking kill you, asshole." to my boss instead. I'm still waiting on a reply. FML

#14415862
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9887) - you deserved it (38578)

On 12/31/2010 at 11:05pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML

#14391012
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42004) - you deserved it (7196)

On 12/30/2010 at 2:14am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I realized I want school to start again so that I won't be sitting alone in my room all day anymore. FML

#14389923
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28316) - you deserved it (7096)

On 12/30/2010 at 12:48am - misc - by loneliness (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML

#14377824
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42886) - you deserved it (4225)

On 12/29/2010 at 2:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, an antiques dealer made a joke about chopping off and buying my deformed left hand. FML

#14377623
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31362) - you deserved it (2660)

On 12/29/2010 at 1:50am - misc - by Shepaintsmusic -



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