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violetsweety

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 January 1997 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 9628
  • Number of comments : 120
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About violetsweety : Hi!
They say I'm cocky, just because I think I am hot. But I think everybody is hot also.

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violetsweety's favorite FMLs

Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML

#14377824
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40988) - you deserved it (4062)

On 12/29/2010 at 2:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, an antiques dealer made a joke about chopping off and buying my deformed left hand. FML

#14377623
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27807) - you deserved it (2359)

On 12/29/2010 at 1:50am - misc - by Shepaintsmusic -

Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML

#14376347
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16250) - you deserved it (50611)

On 12/29/2010 at 12:20am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was giving myself a breast exam for lumps. I heard laughing, looked around and saw that the 12 year-old neighbor and his friends were watching through the window. FML

#14374773
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23959) - you deserved it (10967)

On 12/28/2010 at 10:20pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

#14371571
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27798) - you deserved it (4517)

On 12/28/2010 at 5:04pm - intimacy - by whoawhoawhoa (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put vinegar in my contact solution. I took my contacts out hours ago and my eyes still burn. FML

#14371453
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33211) - you deserved it (2307)

On 12/28/2010 at 4:47pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had the last wedding meeting with my fiancé at our church. Running extremely late from my friends house I failed to notice a small penis drawn on my forehead by my friends when I fell asleep after a party. The priest wasn't too happy and said numerous prayers for me. FML

#14369439
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12236) - you deserved it (24010)

On 12/28/2010 at 1:04pm - misc - by Good 2 have friends. - United States (New York)

Today, while driving home from basketball practice, I noticed an old lady struggling to get up from a fall. I stopped to help her up and make sure she was fine, and in the meantime, a teenager decided to hop into my car and crash it into a telephone pole and run away. FML

#14369430
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31899) - you deserved it (3622)

On 12/28/2010 at 1:03pm - misc - by anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my little girl spoke her first word. It was ''Daddy''. Daddy left before she was born and she has never met him before. FML

#14368854
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42887) - you deserved it (4456)

On 12/28/2010 at 11:47am - kids - by Anonymous - Netherlands

Today, I was in a very crowded train coming home from work. I saw a cute guy sitting across from me. As I lifted my one leg to hook it over my other leg, I let out a loud fart. All I could do was sit there and wait for my stop. FML

#14368305
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27399) - you deserved it (9905)

On 12/28/2010 at 10:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, I found out that my parents didn't come to my wedding not because they couldn't make it, but rather that my younger brother didn't want to go. FML

#14365094
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33010) - you deserved it (2332)

On 12/28/2010 at 1:54am - misc - by SharpeOne -

Today, I had to choose between living with my over protective dad who only uses me for free childcare, or my pot smoking mom who always needs to borrow money. FML

#14362335
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35996) - you deserved it (2600)

On 12/27/2010 at 10:25pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I realized that not only did my parents not get me anything for Christmas, they also stole the $500 my grandparents gave me to buy a computer. FML

#14357781
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38566) - you deserved it (2576)

On 12/27/2010 at 2:51pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML

#14356906
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30655) - you deserved it (9118)

On 12/27/2010 at 12:53pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

#14199055
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (118659) - you deserved it (16031)

On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)



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