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They say I'm cocky, just because I think I am hot. But I think everybody is hot also.
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violetsweety's favorite FMLs
Today, I clocked into work completely exhausted despite having gone to bed early. My roommates stayed up until 4am watching a movie, blasting music, and constantly giggling like madwomen. This is their "new and improved" schedule. FML
by hoops / 01/14/2011 at 3:34pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by skyhigh / 01/13/2011 at 12:48am / United States (Texas) / Money
Today, when I went to pick my kid up from daycare, I found out that he had run away. The rest of my afternoon consisted of me screaming his name, looking for him. I then returned to the daycare center. He thought it would be funny if he hid in the trash. FML
by tatortot7707 / 01/12/2011 at 11:42pm / United States (California) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/12/2011 at 11:05pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Animals
Today, my landlord sent tree cutters to take down a tree in our front yard. I didn't realize their job included walking around the house and gratuitously staring at me through the window as I dressed. My boyfriend won't complain because he's afraid our rent will go up in retaliation. FML
by iheartnjdevils / 01/12/2011 at 2:42pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/12/2011 at 12:31am / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML
by Anonymous / 01/10/2011 at 3:55pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/10/2011 at 3:43pm / Isle of Man / Miscellaneous
Today, I decided to try a self-tanning lotion my friend had recommended. I put it on, and decided to take a nap. I woke up later and checked myself in the mirror, expecting to see a new, more tanned version of myself. I didn't. I'm now orange. FML
by Anonymous / 01/10/2011 at 2:06pm / Denmark (Midtjyllen) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/10/2011 at 12:16pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boss asked for recommendations on how to improve the office. I sent her an e-mail full of my ideas. Later, my boss sent me a reply, saying, "Here's what head office thinks of your ideas." It contained a list of insults upper management made about me. FML
by Anonymous / 01/10/2011 at 8:23am / Canada (Alberta) / Work
Today, I went to school prepared to speak in front of a whole bunch of kids and talk about how great my middle school is. I spent an hour on the speech and took the 45 minute drive there. Turns out the coordinator of the school only called me in to pass out brochures. FML
by sureloved97 / 01/09/2011 at 2:14am / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
by trifioso / 01/08/2011 at 8:56am / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/08/2011 at 3:38am / United States (Ohio) / Work
by sad / 01/08/2011 at 12:22am / United States (Oregon) / Love