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They say I'm cocky, just because I think I am hot. But I think everybody is hot also.
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violetsweety's favorite FMLs
Today, the bus came to pick up my daughter to take her to kindergarten. When it honked, I opened the door for her to let her run out to it. Halfway there she tripped and started crying. I couldn't run out because I was still in my underwear. Now her bus thinks I'm the worst mom ever. FML
by mommylovesu / 03/14/2011 at 10:25pm / United States (Maryland) / Kids
by anonymouse / 03/09/2011 at 2:37pm / Reserved / Intimacy
Today, I flipped out when I saw a centipede. I screamed, very loudly and in a very high voice. My girlfriend came into the room, stomped on it, picked it up and threw it in the trashcan. I apologized to her for the scene and all she said was, "I'm used to it." FML
by thenotsomanlyman / 03/07/2011 at 11:17am / United States / Animals
by Animal / 02/24/2011 at 2:14pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I went to my son's high school play. The moment I arrived at the auditorium, I shouted out his name to let him know I made it. Thinking I was a student, a teacher yelled, "SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!" Scared out of my mind, I quickly obeyed, to mass giggling from the kids. FML
by Annie / 02/24/2011 at 1:39am / United States (Tennessee) / Kids
Today, I got a call from the police dept. My ex-boyfriend is applying for a job there, and they called me to ask if he was "a good candidate for a police officer." I had to start my day off by saying great, nice things about the guy who broke my heart and completely disrespected me. FML
by karmaplz / 02/23/2011 at 9:26am / United States (Connecticut) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/12/2011 at 1:40pm / United States (California) / Health
by mariet / 02/11/2011 at 1:13am / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 02/06/2011 at 12:10am / United States / Intimacy
by Missy / 02/02/2011 at 1:16pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 02/02/2011 at 12:17am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/29/2011 at 3:09am / France / Animals
by unlucky dudebag / 01/29/2011 at 2:29am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…