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They say I'm cocky, just because I think I am hot. But I think everybody is hot also.
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violetsweety's favorite FMLs
Today, I called my mom to tell her that I'm coming over for a visit. She answered: 'Why? What do you need? Food? Money? I'm not going to help you! You're a grown woman!' And she hung up. I just found out that I'm pregnant and she was the first person I wanted to share it with. FML
by kelly / 03/21/2011 at 3:07am / Estonia (Harjumaa) / Miscellaneous
Today, my father came over to my house. I realized there were condoms on the table, so I subtly moved a vase to hide them. He then gave me an unamused look and said "I know you have sex. You've been married for nine years. Grow the fuck up, dumbass." FML
by Anonymous / 03/17/2011 at 7:52pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, the bus came to pick up my daughter to take her to kindergarten. When it honked, I opened the door for her to let her run out to it. Halfway there she tripped and started crying. I couldn't run out because I was still in my underwear. Now her bus thinks I'm the worst mom ever. FML
by mommylovesu / 03/14/2011 at 10:25pm / United States (Maryland) / Kids
by anonymouse / 03/09/2011 at 2:37pm / Reserved / Intimacy
Today, I flipped out when I saw a centipede. I screamed, very loudly and in a very high voice. My girlfriend came into the room, stomped on it, picked it up and threw it in the trashcan. I apologized to her for the scene and all she said was, "I'm used to it." FML
by thenotsomanlyman / 03/07/2011 at 11:17am / United States / Animals
by Animal / 02/24/2011 at 2:14pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I went to my son's high school play. The moment I arrived at the auditorium, I shouted out his name to let him know I made it. Thinking I was a student, a teacher yelled, "SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!" Scared out of my mind, I quickly obeyed, to mass giggling from the kids. FML
by Annie / 02/24/2011 at 1:39am / United States (Tennessee) / Kids
Today, I got a call from the police dept. My ex-boyfriend is applying for a job there, and they called me to ask if he was "a good candidate for a police officer." I had to start my day off by saying great, nice things about the guy who broke my heart and completely disrespected me. FML
by karmaplz / 02/23/2011 at 9:26am / United States (Connecticut) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/12/2011 at 1:40pm / United States (California) / Health
by mariet / 02/11/2011 at 1:13am / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 02/06/2011 at 12:10am / United States / Intimacy
by Missy / 02/02/2011 at 1:16pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy