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They say I'm cocky, just because I think I am hot. But I think everybody is hot also.
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
violetsweety's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 01/28/2011 at 6:44am / United States (New York) / Work
by Florida_1827 / 01/28/2011 at 5:54am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I came home to find a note on my door. I thought it was from my elderly disabled neighbors thanking me for cleaning off their snow covered car, since about 6 inches came down. It was from them, only it said I owed them for damages to their car. Damages that were already there. FML
by kittyd / 01/28/2011 at 12:24am / United States (West Virginia) / Transportation
Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML
by Scaredwitless / 01/27/2011 at 11:35pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that I have to reschedule my upcoming honeymoon because my office will be understaffed that week, due to the boss going on vacation right after my wedding. Oh, yeah, and he's in my bridal party. FML
by Anonymous / 01/27/2011 at 11:24pm / United States (Connecticut) / Holidays
by Anonymous / 01/27/2011 at 12:02pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
Today, I had a stranger scream at me that I was a whore and I was trying to steal her boyfriend. She then said my full name, stating my previous hair colour, my recent activities and that her boyfriend had been my year nine dance partner. I officially have a stalker. FML
by dadum / 01/27/2011 at 2:17am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, my power went out due to a huge snow storm. I was in desperate need of candles and flashlights. I had to walk to the store since the roads were closed. I walked 4 miles in the blizzard. When I got home, the power came back on. FML
by iamlauraheremecry / 01/27/2011 at 12:11am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by knickersdontfit / 01/26/2011 at 12:44pm / United States (New Jersey) / Health
Today, I was denied food stamp assistance. Apparently, you need to work 20 hours a week while being a full time student to qualify or have a work study. I was recently suspended from my work study for calling off because my aunt died, and if I worked 20 hours a week, why would I need food stamps? FML
by Anonymous / 01/26/2011 at 9:41am / United States (New York) / Money
by lovehim / 01/25/2011 at 4:16pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
by Randall / 01/25/2011 at 2:28am / United States (California) / Health
Today, my boyfriend spent an hour lecturing me on how I need to ask for what I want. So I asked him to delete a crappy picture he'd taken of me the night before. His response: "No, you don't always get what you want." FML
by ugh / 01/19/2011 at 2:19pm / United States (Washington) / Love
Today, I planned on introducing my fiancé to my parents. After the introductions, and telling him how I hoped our relationship would have the same amount of love and commitment that has lasted my mother and father for 25 years, my parents awkwardly announced their imminent divorce. FML
by TearfulDaughter / 01/19/2011 at 12:45pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, at work, I spent half an hour on the phone with a customer. At the end of the conversation, as he was putting down the phone, I heard him say 'God, he was a miserable git'. I'm a 28 year old woman. FML