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Today, we were drawing self-portraits in school. I'm horrible at art, so I turned to the person next to me and stated that mine looked really ugly. He replied saying, "No, it looks exactly like you." FML
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On 02/22/2010 at 4:24pm - misc - by quasimodo - United States (Minnesota)
Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML
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On 01/14/2010 at 10:45am - kids - by hair2daygone4ever (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend's mother called me. She assumed that I bought him a PS3 for Christmas, and she and the rest of his family have only purchased him games to go with it. The thing is, I already got him an expensive gift. Now, I have to scramble to come up with the money to get this for him instead, and save the coat I bought for his birthday. FML
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On 12/17/2009 at 5:30pm - misc - by countrygirl0118 (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I had to look at my positive ebay feedback to feel loved. FML
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On 11/28/2009 at 7:22am - love - by Anon. (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)
Today, I kissed my iced over window to know what kissing Edward Cullen would be like. My neighbor saw. My first reaction was to come up with a cover story. I licked the window and wiped my sleeve over it to look like I was cleaning it. My neighbor came over later and gave me an early Christmas gift. Windex. FML
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On 11/27/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by obsessed (woman) - United States (Iowa)
Today, I thought I'd surprise my girlfriend with a bear hug. I found her in the hall with her back to me talking to friends. As I walked up behind her and was about to wrap my arms around her, she said, "so does anyone have any ideas about how I should break it off with my boyfriend?" FML
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On 11/21/2009 at 12:59am - love - by Fail (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I decided to see if electric dog collars work on human necks. They do. FML
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On 10/11/2009 at 12:40am - health - by zappy (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I got flowers at work. I was excited until I saw they were from my good friend saying, "Sorry for sleeping with your boyfriend!" FML
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On 09/24/2009 at 12:16pm - love - by Tally (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was at a stop light when I saw a cute police officer at the light across the intersection. Trying to be cute as I drove by, I turned and winked and waved. The car in front of me stopped, I rear ended them and then got rear ended. The cute cop winked back, then wrote me a ticket. FML
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On 09/16/2009 at 4:08pm - misc - by Jennnn (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I met some of my boyfriend's family for the first time. His aunt said I was really cute, which made me happy. As we were leaving I said "Your aunt thought I was cute." His reply..."Yeah, well, my aunt's on drugs". FML
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On 09/06/2009 at 5:33pm - love - by me (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, my fiancé, his mother, my father and I went out to celebrate my birthday and our recent engagement. After dinner, my father and future mother-in-law revealed to us that they had secretly been dating and were talking about also getting married. Anybody want cake? FML
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On 09/02/2009 at 10:47am - love - by BDayssuck (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I received a text message from my favorite sister saying "Great news! The technology in condoms has improved so much that they ensure that accidents like you won't ever happen again!" Today's my birthday. FML
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On 09/01/2009 at 3:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)
Today, whilst on a date I recieved my sixth missed call from my mother. I excused myself and went outside and called her, she and my father wanted to know why I was having dinner and holding hands with another man. It turns out they were also on a date. At the same place. FML
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On 08/31/2009 at 9:54am - love - by crawfo (man) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I asked my aunt to pluck my eyebrows since hers are perfectly done. What I didn't know is she gets hers professionally shaped and she doesn't know how to shape eyebrows. I now look like a surprised Vulcan. FML
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On 08/17/2009 at 6:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML
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On 08/06/2009 at 9:35am - misc - by who_could_it_be - Canada (Ontario)
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