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They say I'm cocky, just because I think I am hot. But I think everybody is hot also.
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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
violetsweety's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 09/19/2011 at 10:39am / United States (Washington) / Health
by jake / 09/13/2011 at 4:13pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/28/2011 at 2:54am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/25/2011 at 12:24am / United States (California) / Health
by Anonymous / 08/15/2011 at 1:05pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/14/2011 at 8:25pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was getting my picture taken. The woman taking it told me to smile, so I did, showing my teeth. She said, "Please, be serious about this." Slightly offended, I smiled with my mouth closed. She then said, "If you can't be serious, we won't do this." FML
by wow / 08/09/2011 at 12:01am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML
by jshi8 / 08/04/2011 at 10:35am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by ohcrap / 08/02/2011 at 12:58am / United States (Colorado) / Kids
by Username / 08/01/2011 at 10:46pm / United States (Missouri) / Health
Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML
by Nickname / 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm / United States (Kansas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/22/2011 at 2:29am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Courtney / 07/21/2011 at 5:54am / United States / Transportation
by womanlover12345 / 07/18/2011 at 12:05pm / Spain / Love
by Anonymous / 07/16/2011 at 1:38am / Canada / Love
- Today, I threw up when I got home because I'd been drinking with friends. My parents asked what was… Today, on my way home to Bordeaux after a weekend in Paris, I had the pleasure of being sat next to… Today, I live in Romania and my walls are particularly thin. After enduring my neighbor’s parties,…