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They say I'm cocky, just because I think I am hot. But I think everybody is hot also.
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by sophie / 04/13/2011 at 12:36pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, my high school guidance counselor tried to convince me NOT to go to college, mainly because it's been so long since someone from my high school went to college, that she got rid of all the college information she used to have. FML
by CollegeBoy / 04/13/2011 at 9:07am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, I came out to my parents. They nodded empathetically throughout my entire speech and told me repeatedly that it was okay. As I smiled and stood up, my dad asked, "But you're still going to marry a guy, right?" FML
by Anonymous / 04/13/2011 at 6:19am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by Username / 04/13/2011 at 3:05am / Animals
by Anonymous / 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm / Animals
Today, I was at a band concert with 500 other people. The song they were performing stopped, and I loved it so much I stood up and clapped. Everyone stared, while I slowly realized the song wasn't over. FML
by RedFace / 04/05/2011 at 10:06am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to a baseball game. It was windy, so I decided to get my hat from the car trunk. When I opened it and reached in, loose papers started flying everywhere. Panicked, my dad slammed the trunk shut on my fingers. Entering the stadium, I discovered it was free hat day. FML
by oww / 04/05/2011 at 3:46am / United States (California) / Health
by Bailey / 04/05/2011 at 12:04am / Canada (British Columbia) / Kids
Today, I heard that one of our customers had passed away. Saddened, I told everyone who came into our shop about his death. Understandably, some customers got very upset and one even fainted. Suddenly, the 'dead' man walked into the shop. Turns out I got the name wrong. FML
by Anonymous / 04/04/2011 at 8:17pm / Ireland (Cavan) / Health
by lynn777 / 04/04/2011 at 4:42pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
Today, I was making love to my wife from behind. As we both reached climax at the same time, she threw her head back in ecstasy just as I buckled forward with pleasure. We slammed our heads together, effectively ending our orgasms. FML
by Abyssal / 04/04/2011 at 2:29pm / United States (Utah) / Intimacy
Today, my fiancé and I visited his family for dinner. The entire time I was there, his mother and sister had an in depth conversation about how attractive his ex girlfriends were and how they got along with them so well. FML
by BrisbaneCoop / 04/04/2011 at 1:13pm / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
by carolinagirl / 04/04/2011 at 12:23pm / United States (South Carolina) / Love
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
by WTF? / 04/01/2011 at 11:55am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
Today, while on vacation, I realized my parents and grandparents had been running off and doing quite a few errands lately. After doing some sleuthing, I discovered they were taking turns having blood-curdling sex in our other hotel room down the hall. FML
by Username / 03/31/2011 at 3:20am / United States / Intimacy
- Today, while in bed with my boyfriend of 2 years, he mentioned what it would be like if he had sex… Today, at my wedding, my husband stood up to give a speech. It started out beautiful, until he told… Today, I realized the closest thing I have to a love life is organizing my porn folder by category.…