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They say I'm cocky, just because I think I am hot. But I think everybody is hot also.
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by Alexandra / 09/20/2011 at 4:25am / Lebanon / Intimacy
by Cantgetno / 09/20/2011 at 3:45am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/19/2011 at 10:39am / United States (Washington) / Health
by jake / 09/13/2011 at 4:13pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/28/2011 at 2:54am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/25/2011 at 12:24am / United States (California) / Health
by Anonymous / 08/15/2011 at 1:05pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/14/2011 at 8:25pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was getting my picture taken. The woman taking it told me to smile, so I did, showing my teeth. She said, "Please, be serious about this." Slightly offended, I smiled with my mouth closed. She then said, "If you can't be serious, we won't do this." FML
by wow / 08/09/2011 at 12:01am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML
by jshi8 / 08/04/2011 at 10:35am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by ohcrap / 08/02/2011 at 12:58am / United States (Colorado) / Kids
by Username / 08/01/2011 at 10:46pm / United States (Missouri) / Health
Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML
by Nickname / 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm / United States (Kansas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/22/2011 at 2:29am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Courtney / 07/21/2011 at 5:54am / United States / Transportation
- Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve… Today, my grandmother saw me for the first time in years. "Not all your clothes have to be as tight… Today, my grandma gave me a sex talk. Not the usual one, either. This one was about blowjobs. I had…