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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 January 1997 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 9346
  • Number of comments : 120
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About violetsweety : Hi!
They say I'm cocky, just because I think I am hot. But I think everybody is hot also.

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violetsweety's favorite FMLs

Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML

#15588696
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47900) - you deserved it (7699)

On 04/01/2011 at 11:55am - misc - by WTF? - United Kingdom (London)

Today, while on vacation, I realized my parents and grandparents had been running off and doing quite a few errands lately. After doing some sleuthing, I discovered they were taking turns having blood-curdling sex in our other hotel room down the hall. FML

#15571420
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26244) - you deserved it (10488)

On 03/31/2011 at 3:20am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my boyfriend referred me to me as "just a friend" to his ex. They swapped phone numbers. FML

#15566439
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34270) - you deserved it (5617)

On 03/30/2011 at 9:10pm - love - by meohmy - United States (Texas)

Today, I was forced to look on in utter horror as an old lady backed out of her parking space, kept going well past the turning point, and slammed straight into my car, putting a dent in the front and shattering the headlights. FML

#15566356
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26012) - you deserved it (2754)

On 03/30/2011 at 9:07pm - misc - by JFC! (woman) - United States (California)

Today, on my 21st birthday, a relative asked me if I was still engaged to the love of my life. The man I spent several years with, gave my virginity to, moved across the country for, who promised to marry me before my 21st, and who swore he was over his ex for good. No, but thanks for asking. FML

#15565101
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36141) - you deserved it (7530)

On 03/30/2011 at 7:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realized I don't know which is sadder: the fact I have detailed conversations with myself in my car, or that I bought a Bluetooth earpiece so that I can do it in public without people thinking I'm a complete lunatic. FML

#15555921
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34905) - you deserved it (25437)

On 03/30/2011 at 12:54am - health - by shelby - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML

#15539670
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47959) - you deserved it (15841)

On 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm - love - by ouch - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was sitting beside a very cute girl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep, head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML

#15532710
483 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55400) - you deserved it (27750)

On 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by dickface - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML

#15493619
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30742) - you deserved it (15691)

On 03/26/2011 at 2:24am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I had to dig into my savings to help my parents pay for their divorce. FML

#15479881
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45237) - you deserved it (3858)

On 03/25/2011 at 7:55am - misc - by Ineedjustice03 - Singapore

Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML

#15472026
413 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50147) - you deserved it (8174)

On 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm - misc - by omg - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38518) - you deserved it (32111)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, my mum accused me of doing heroin because some teaspoons had gone missing. FML

#15412642
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36137) - you deserved it (3864)

On 03/21/2011 at 6:57am - health - by anti-drugs - United Kingdom

Today, I called my mom to tell her that I'm coming over for a visit. She answered: 'Why? What do you need? Food? Money? I'm not going to help you! You're a grown woman!' And she hung up. I just found out that I'm pregnant and she was the first person I wanted to share it with. FML

#15411546
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44867) - you deserved it (4362)

On 03/21/2011 at 3:07am - misc - by kelly (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML

#15364776
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34060) - you deserved it (9927)

On 03/18/2011 at 7:28am - misc - by karmavictim -



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