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Today, I arrived home. I'd left for a business trip 5 days earlier, and trusted my husband with our young boys. As soon as I stepped in the door, I noticed my son had thinner hair than when I'd left. He then showed me an empty container of Nair. FML
by ProudMama / 01/07/2012 at 7:50pm / United States (Nebraska) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/06/2012 at 7:01pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by Ixi_the_pixie / 01/06/2012 at 11:16am / United States / Health
by FML / 01/05/2012 at 10:56am / United States (Florida) / Money
by Angela / 01/04/2012 at 2:01pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by thankzbabe / 01/04/2012 at 7:32am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was diagnosed with a clogged milk gland. I am not, nor have ever been, pregnant and therefore have also never breastfed. This condition is caused by my boyfriend's over-active urge to suck on my nipples. I'm in horrible pain, and he won't stop laughing. FML
by Anonymous / 01/03/2012 at 6:07pm / United States (Arizona) / Health
Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML
by vanessa560 / 01/03/2012 at 2:44pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by Anonymous / 01/02/2012 at 10:47pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
by blegh / 12/27/2011 at 4:50pm / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
by ikungfuyou / 12/27/2011 at 2:11am / United States / Intimacy
by Jessica / 12/26/2011 at 11:11pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML
by Cookie / 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm / South Africa / Miscellaneous
by BKCK4187 / 12/19/2011 at 10:23pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML
by This girl / 12/19/2011 at 1:01pm / United States (Idaho) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…