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violetsweety's favorite FMLs
by Ixi_the_pixie / 01/06/2012 at 11:16am / United States / Health
by FML / 01/05/2012 at 10:56am / United States (Florida) / Money
by Angela / 01/04/2012 at 2:01pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by thankzbabe / 01/04/2012 at 7:32am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was diagnosed with a clogged milk gland. I am not, nor have ever been, pregnant and therefore have also never breastfed. This condition is caused by my boyfriend's over-active urge to suck on my nipples. I'm in horrible pain, and he won't stop laughing. FML
by Anonymous / 01/03/2012 at 6:07pm / United States (Arizona) / Health
Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML
by vanessa560 / 01/03/2012 at 2:44pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by Anonymous / 01/02/2012 at 10:47pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
by blegh / 12/27/2011 at 4:50pm / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
by ikungfuyou / 12/27/2011 at 2:11am / United States / Intimacy
by Jessica / 12/26/2011 at 11:11pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML
by Cookie / 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm / South Africa / Miscellaneous
by BKCK4187 / 12/19/2011 at 10:23pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML
by This girl / 12/19/2011 at 1:01pm / United States (Idaho) / Miscellaneous
Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML
by DocBastard / 12/16/2011 at 9:29pm / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 12/15/2011 at 2:00am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
- Today, I'm sick. This wouldn't be such a problem if I wasn't leaving for college in three days, and… Today, I got a DNA test done on my son. The good news? We share DNA, so he's mine. The bad news? My… Today, while kayaking with my family, I thought I saw a snake. I paddled closer to it while arguing…