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Today, I was outside eating my lunch when an old man pulled his pants down and took a dump on the sidewalk next to me. FML
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On 11/11/2010 at 7:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, the weather man announced that today's forecast will include heavy rain and hail in my city. Normally, this wouldn't be a big deal. However, my house has no roof at the moment. FML
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On 11/11/2010 at 4:40pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)
Today, at the Museum I volunteer at, I was touching some of the things in the exhibit where you can feel what natural boobs and testes feel like. I started rolling the "boob" like a stress ball and forgot where I was. When I realized people were staring, it became very awkward. FML
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On 11/11/2010 at 6:30am - intimacy - by latino (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I failed my driving test. I've been a legal driver in my home country for 8 years, but can't pass the test here. FML
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On 11/10/2010 at 12:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)
Today, someone was getting beat up by 6 guys. When I tried to help, they had a swing at me as well. The cops came when I was enthusiastically defending myself. They got away, I got arrested. FML
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On 11/08/2010 at 5:48am - misc - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)
Today, I was jogging, and I saw a little boy walking. Crying and all alone. Thinking that he was probably lost, I asked to him with my sweetest voice: 'Hi there, did you lose somebody?' He screamed terrified and ran away. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML
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On 11/07/2010 at 6:14am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)
Today, my brother flicked a huge bug onto my foot, making me freak out and fall into my outdoors pool. The water was so cold that I started hyperventilating. My brother left to "get help". I finally managed to get out, and found him watching TV. FML
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On 11/06/2010 at 7:45am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my boyfriend started his first day of work. After saying our goodbyes, I went into our bedroom to get changed, picked up one of my blouses and found a camera, still recording. I guess someone has major trust issues. FML
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On 11/05/2010 at 7:36pm - love - by distressed (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I took my four year old son to the playground. When it was time to go, he squirmed out of my arms back to the jungle gym. Not being the type of mother to put up with bad behavior, I swatted his rear and told him we had to go. That's when I realized I'd just spanked the wrong child who was wearing the same coat as my son. FML
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On 11/05/2010 at 1:29pm - kids - by lilmamma - United States (California)
Today, my 5 year old son and I went out. As I was looking in the window display of a shop, I turned around to witness my son pooping in an open manhole on the street. FML
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On 11/04/2010 at 7:54pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I had a job interview. When I got there, the lady interviewing me shook my hand and said, 'Hello, I'm gay.' I found this strange and I didn't know what to say, so I stated, 'Aw, it's OK, I support you.' She looked pretty offended, and I realized why when I found out that her name was Gaye. FML
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On 11/04/2010 at 5:18am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I failed to get my drivers licence. My father was the instructor. FML
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On 11/03/2010 at 1:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)
Today, waking up I noticed that my female boss had texted me during the night, telling me she wants me bad. I'm a woman, happily married to a man, and now have to turn her down somehow and not get fired in the process. FML
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On 11/03/2010 at 10:35am - intimacy - by tuppu (woman) - Finland
Today, I was so lonely that I had a 3 hour conversation with a one-legged cricket I found in my room. I'm keeping him. He has a name. FML
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On 11/03/2010 at 12:39am - misc - by nk (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, our class was focusing on discrimination, and our teacher asked us if anyone had ever felt discriminated against. I put my hand up to share a story, and my teacher immediately said "It's because you're ginger, isn't it?" That's not what I was going to say. FML
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On 11/02/2010 at 1:43pm - misc - by gingerninja (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
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