About violetsweety : Hi!
They say I'm cocky, just because I think I am hot. But I think everybody is hot also.
About violetsweety : Hi!
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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
violetsweety's favorite FMLs
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
by Embarrassed Swimmer / 12/11/2011 at 2:23am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/10/2011 at 8:03pm / United States / Love
Today, I saw a 10 dollar bill on the street, as I went to grab it, it was pulled away by a string. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I was tricked by teenagers or that I tripped and fell as I went for it. FML
by aceshot97 / 12/06/2011 at 9:33am / Canada (Ontario) / Health
Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML
by Anonymous / 12/05/2011 at 9:31pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 11/24/2011 at 10:51pm / United States / Love
by canucks_chick / 10/23/2011 at 1:45am / Canada / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/14/2011 at 12:30pm / Reserved / Intimacy
by G / 10/08/2011 at 1:03pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/01/2011 at 7:44am / Sweden (Vastra Gotaland) / Miscellaneous
by Cantgetno / 09/20/2011 at 3:45am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/19/2011 at 10:39am / United States (Washington) / Health
by Anonymous / 08/28/2011 at 2:54am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/25/2011 at 12:24am / United States (California) / Health
by Anonymous / 08/15/2011 at 1:05pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/14/2011 at 8:25pm / United States / Intimacy
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