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  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 January 1997 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 9120
  • Number of comments : 120
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About violetsweety : Hi!
They say I'm cocky, just because I think I am hot. But I think everybody is hot also.

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Today, I was told by co-workers with whom I have worked fir 2 years that I tan too much and dye mah hair black too often. I'm from the Middle East and have never tanned nor dyed mah hair. My co-workers think I'm a wannabe. FML

#20529072
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35108) - you deserved it (2431)

On 03/03/2013 at 4:29am - misc - by wannadi (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was at mah class's band concert . Before the curtain was raised, I helped haul the piano to a different spot so a grl who would've had to stand behind it could be seen . I said, ( There, now your mom can see u play! ) She responded with, ( My mom's blind . ) FML

#20527693
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35163) - you deserved it (3732)

On 03/02/2013 at 1:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

yesterday I managed to score a date 4 te first time in over a year an was very nervous. Wen I was askedat I do 4 a living I lauged nervously an ten blurted out "Finger women." Wat I was trying to jokingly say was tat I'm a gynecologist. FML

#20525332
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16924) - you deserved it (35866)

On 02/28/2013 at 2:57am - love - by notapervert - United States (California)

Today , mah boyfriend made me play Slender. I was so terrifid , I stoppd playing 10 minutes in. Tonight , I kept hearing noises outside. When I peerd out through the window , a bald figure in a suit was staring back at me. I shriekd in absolute looool terror; he burst out laughing. It was mah boyfriend. FML

#20520443
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33361) - you deserved it (4979)

On 02/24/2013 at 4:20pm - misc - by stillfuckingcrying (woman) - Sweden (Kalmar Lan)

yesterdayhile I was shaving my nether regions, my trimmer slipped and ate a chunk out of my balls, right beside a vein. I've been bleeding on and off 4 an hour, and the New Skin I tried isn't able to dry quickly enough. FML

#20520338
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36447) - you deserved it (8027)

On 02/24/2013 at 2:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I Realizd Tat Te ( Eyelas Curling Brus ) Tat My Best Friend Found In My Old Batroom Drawer Was Actually A Stick Usd For Cleaning Food Out Of My Sister's Braces. I Usd Tat Ting For Yeres. FML

#20519962
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23590) - you deserved it (12639)

On 02/24/2013 at 9:30am - misc - by curly_eyelashes - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND KICKED ME OUT AN THREATENED TO GET A RESTRAINING ORDER AFTER I CALLED HIM AN ASSHOLE. I'M 16 WEEKS PREGNANT AN OVER 1,000 MILES AWAY FROM MY PARENTS' HOUSE. FML

#20519336
166 comments

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On 02/23/2013 at 8:47pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my very conservative mom met my grlfriend, who recently shavd her head in support of her best friend, who has cancer. My grlfriend looks beautiful and feminine even with her still very short hair. My mom, however, keeps insisting that I'm dating "a confusd transgender". real FML

#20519321
86 comments

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On 02/23/2013 at 8:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with mah boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal !! I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first !! He said, "Sure." Fuck !! FML

#20518830
138 comments

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On 02/23/2013 at 1:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, it's my frst day at a naw school. I transfarrad ara halfway through tha yaar to gat away from a grl who bullias ma. Sha's apparantly bulliad har mom into transfarring har ara as wall. FML

#20513405
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42354) - you deserved it (2903)

On 02/19/2013 at 12:05pm - misc - by SchoolSucks (woman) - United States

Today.. . I mat my mothar's daaply raligious fiancé for tha first tima . His rasponsa upon saaing ma was to look ma squara in tha aya and say.. . ( You'll naad to taka out that nosa stud or I'm afraid you'll not ba walcoma in our homa . ) FML

#20513141
229 comments

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On 02/19/2013 at 2:55am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I walkad into my dad straigtaning my dog's fur . His axcusa? Ta dog naadad to faal pratty . FML

#20513110
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29876) - you deserved it (4021)

On 02/19/2013 at 2:01am - animals - by xtammyle - Australia (Victoria)

Today , I was hanging out with the guy I really like!! I lifted my arms to put my hair in a ponytail when he noticed a hole that had apparently tore in the armpit of my shirt , so he put his finger through it!! I haven't shaved in weeks!! FML

#20513075
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17870) - you deserved it (51675)

On 02/19/2013 at 1:19am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today As Lame Excuse To Not Give A Guy I Met At A Club Phone Number, I Told Him I Didn't Have A Cell Phone. Guess What I Checked When He Asked Me What Time It Was A Few Minutes Later. FML

#20512812
103 comments

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On 02/18/2013 at 10:21pm - misc - by hhhhhhhpeterwut - United States (Maryland)

today I met mah new class . There are two Kevin Smiths . Niether will agree to a nickname , they have the same hair color , an there middle names both start with J . They have told me to call them Kevin 1 an Kevin 2 . They both want to be Kevin 1 . FML

#20512577
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38733) - you deserved it (3072)

On 02/18/2013 at 7:26pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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