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by Anonymous / 09/14/2014 at 12:38pm / Ghana (Greater Accra) / Animals
Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
by Anonymous / 09/09/2014 at 11:16pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for jokingly telling her to get back in the kitchen. After we finally made peace and I told her that I fully respect women, I turned on my stereo. The song's first words? "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks." Cue second argument. FML
by Anonymous / 09/05/2014 at 5:54pm / United States (Arkansas) / Love
by the3goatlady / 09/01/2014 at 12:22pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Animals
by anon / 08/31/2014 at 11:14am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/30/2014 at 7:11pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids
Today, I saw a customer wandering around, looking confused. I went over and kindly asked if I could help him find anything. He said no, but that he'd help me find the teeth he'd knock out of my mouth if I didn't get lost. FML
by Anonymous / 08/30/2014 at 11:14am / United States (Oregon) / Work
Today, while walking to work, I found out what it feels like to be hit in the face by a rolled up newspaper thrown from the window of a moving car by a paper boy doing his rounds. It hit hard enough to give me a black eye. FML
by newswithabitofbite / 08/28/2014 at 6:31am / Australia (Victoria) / Work
by not a dick-man / 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/11/2014 at 8:34pm / United States (Indiana) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/23/2014 at 7:16pm / United States (Oregon) / Work
by cyzn / 07/14/2014 at 1:59pm / Canada (Quebec) / Health
Today, while in my backyard, I had some insane gastric distress. I let out a fart so powerful that it made me yelp in pain, and left my asshole numb. A second later, I heard a cough come from over my neighbor's fence. I had to quietly limp back into my house in shame. FML
by soundslikeadumbcommentersituation / 07/11/2014 at 4:34pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
Today, I was at the gym, when I saw my uncle at the front desk. I quietly went up behind him and slapped him hard on the back while yelling "What's up, loser?!" He turned around. It wasn't my uncle. FML
by Oops / 07/04/2014 at 1:35pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by pierced. / 06/25/2014 at 12:29am / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, a week after dropping my car off for the third time in a month at the dealership because of…